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# Bizarre contender for Christmas Number 1

This was just tipped by Pop Justice as prime contender for Christmas number 1. Little kids getting killed in car accidents is what Christmas is all about right ?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HePkKAcog7M

(jerome12345, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:41, archived)
# actually, yes
it all started when baby Jesus was killed in a car accident on Christmas night

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Link?
Or am I going blind?

*wanks less*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# *is Less*
*smiles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:42, archived)
# this makes me smile like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# it's my official threadwaste hippo
I'm rather fond of it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# it's most excellent, dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:57, archived)
# THIS!
(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# .
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:43, archived)
# does it matter?
has he murdered someone by posting it there? WILL WE ALL DIE??

*panics*
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# oh fuck
you're back

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Admit it, you missed me.
No one else has a clue who I am, but you missed me!
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# have you seen
yeahbutisitart?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# of course.
But I thought I'd pop in here and see my good friend mictoboy.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Yes.
There's your answer.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I doubt that,
I doubt that very much.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Well...
www.b3ta.com/board/6476720
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# aaaargh!
time-loop!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Nooooooooooooo!
www.b3ta.com/board/6476736
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Oh, yes.
*stalks corridors of office with AK47, spraying hot leaden death into the soft, yielding bodies of co-workers*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:48, archived)
# See?
I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6476726
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Infinite recursive thread link alert
www.b3ta.com/board/6476730
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:51, archived)
# thats shit
I mean, doesnt rhym and rips off an old 50s song.
If this is Christmas No1 I will post a video of me eating my own hair
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# did you make this and are trying to plug it?
either way, wrong board, try the Links one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:46, archived)
# it doesn't matter though, does it?
I mean, it's not the end of the world, and someone might have enjoyed seeing it.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:50, archived)
# i've tried this
but things have changed here, since you last visited

oh how they've changed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:52, archived)
# I entered a challenge recently,
and got abuse hurled at me for not keeping to the strict limits.

(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:53, archived)
# that'll teach you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:55, archived)
# it will indeed.

How's the family? Not seen you in the usual haunts, do you hate us all now?
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
# usual haunts?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# yeahbutisitart
and the replacement orange place.
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# only found out about yeahbutisitaert a couple of days ago
and know nothing of a replacement orange place
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# It's a work in progress at the moment.



(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:35, archived)
# CUNT!
/joining convo at the end blog

*edit*..... *reads rest of thread*
this sudden burst of random vulgarity wasn't as funny as it was 10 minutes ago :-/
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)
# random vulgarity is never funny
you pustulating cock badger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:23, archived)
# hee hee....
(likeajackhammer, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:30, archived)
# no, it doesn't matter at all in the great scheme of things
like it doesn't matter if people shove junk mail through your door or spam in your Inbox or replace your normal tv shows with a pile of old shit.

But by having some rough guidelines we can reduce such things - cool huh!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:10, archived)
# or you could just not read it
and let it wash over you, in a chilled styleeeeeee
(DMQOB, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I'm not going to have an arguement over this
but really, why else is there a "Links board"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:20, archived)
# aw, c'mon, even Rob said it's still OK to post links on the main board.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:28, archived)
# I only said it because I thought it was shit and a possible spam
next time I'll just call the poster a c*** like everyone else does, it's clearly the prefered method.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:40, archived)
# except
that in this case someone's work gets pushed off the page
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:21, archived)
# rules help control the fun!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:14, archived)
#
control maintain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:22, archived)
# this is shit
and christmas can kiss my arse.
(i've forgotten, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:07, archived)