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[challenge entry] Straight to hell I tell you


True though!

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(I helped save b3ta! studlywonder, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:53, archived)
# It is true. I am a teenager
and I had a bottle last night and I had twins this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You're a
centeenager, not a teenager :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# you had twind this morning?
you're insatiable.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# it was probably from
t'beans for dinner last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# he hee
oops.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:03, archived)
# so you're doubling the chances of more babies then
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
you a funny Boab.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# teehee
Like it.
(Maels, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# heh
makes me laugh at it's truthfullness.

I know someone who got pissed on those crappy things and went and reproduced with some druggy type blokey person.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Hmm, might explain
this (vaguely apt repost)

(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
fal!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Perhaps all Klingons give birth at 12
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# ha
ha
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:06, archived)
# She's special needs too by the looks of her
Christ, they're just too ugly to comprehend.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# i find it hard to believe
that that girl's forehead has not been potatochopped.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# This
is what she _really_ looks like

(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:01, archived)
# what i'd like to see
is her mum 'shopped into mark hamill
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:05, archived)
# she looks much better
without the mask on
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:13, archived)
# thats not a forehead
thats a ten head !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
v. funny
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:02, archived)
# go to hell. go directly to hell.
do not pass go, do not collect $200.


Woo, nonetheless.
(Jackie Treehorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:56, archived)
# that
is very funny

woo yay! without doubt
anagram of bacardi breezer : Bizarre RAC breed
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# 20/20
Helping ugly people get laid at a younger age.
(NickR, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Its
Sad but true. And being a teenager, I should know. Thats why you should only drink with the strange people you know folks!
(becca_kitten Is odd at best, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 13:59, archived)
# nice one
OI! competition entry?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Half my high school
got knocked up in my last year. Which oddly was around the time that alcopops became popular. :|

May there is some truth to it.
(Reesy, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)