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# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
taking a holiday in Devon. Arthur is delighted at the prospect of cream teas in quaint tea shops, and is salivating at thinking of the Darjeeling and yummy scones. Problematically he can't actually locate a tea shop anywhere in the small village he's staying in, and the teasing and denial is sending him a bit loopy. Marvin is so utterly bored and depressed at the lack of anything to do and the mind-wrenching monotony of it all that he has gone into screensaver mode, and is just sitting there with his lights blinking in mesmerising patterns and playing lift muzac through his speaker grill. An old lady is using him as a makeshift bench whilst she waits for the once-daily bus. Arthur has just passed out from tea deprivation, and a small child has pissed in his eye (the left eye).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# you seem to have confused this cartoon strip
with jolly jack's cartoon time.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Oh noes!
I feel so stoopid now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# (_D:

bbc 3 ident slug thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *points*
*takes micky*

bidibidibidibidibidibidi
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# thats the plot to the third book isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# No,
it's the plot to the film 'version'.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i hate the film version.
/nobody-cares-film-review blog
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# It was decidedly dull
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I expected it to be crap
and therefore enjoyed it

/I agree its not as good as the books, radio series, tv series, talking book blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yeah it sucked
proper load of shite.
the actors were all wrong imo.
talentless bunch of twunts!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# yes
it was a bit crap wasn't it? shame really. it had so much portential.

i still want the thumb ring from the film though. sadly they didn't market them.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I get the feeling
that you've been saving this in notepad for the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# :D
No, I wrote it a couple of hours ago (in gedit), and just couldn't be bothered to keep watching the board in order to pounce. I took the first best opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yay!
Hurrah to you for keeping the Arthur and Marvin dream alive!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I've I believe strong enough,
one day it will happen. If you *believe* you can do anything!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)