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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
taking a holiday in Devon. Arthur is delighted at the prospect of cream teas in quaint tea shops, and is salivating at thinking of the Darjeeling and yummy scones. Problematically he can't actually locate a tea shop anywhere in the small village he's staying in, and the teasing and denial is sending him a bit loopy. Marvin is so utterly bored and depressed at the lack of anything to do and the mind-wrenching monotony of it all that he has gone into screensaver mode, and is just sitting there with his lights blinking in mesmerising patterns and playing lift muzac through his speaker grill. An old lady is using him as a makeshift bench whilst she waits for the once-daily bus. Arthur has just passed out from tea deprivation, and a small child has pissed in his eye (the left eye).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# you seem to have confused this cartoon strip
with jolly jack's cartoon time.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Oh noes!
I feel so stoopid now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# (_D:

bbc 3 ident slug thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *points*
*takes micky*

bidibidibidibidibidibidi
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# thats the plot to the third book isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# No,
it's the plot to the film 'version'.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# i hate the film version.
/nobody-cares-film-review blog
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# It was decidedly dull
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I expected it to be crap
and therefore enjoyed it

/I agree its not as good as the books, radio series, tv series, talking book blog
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# yeah it sucked
proper load of shite.
the actors were all wrong imo.
talentless bunch of twunts!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:27, archived)
# yes
it was a bit crap wasn't it? shame really. it had so much portential.

i still want the thumb ring from the film though. sadly they didn't market them.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# I get the feeling
that you've been saving this in notepad for the last few days.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# :D
No, I wrote it a couple of hours ago (in gedit), and just couldn't be bothered to keep watching the board in order to pounce. I took the first best opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# yay!
Hurrah to you for keeping the Arthur and Marvin dream alive!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# I've I believe strong enough,
one day it will happen. If you *believe* you can do anything!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# wish i'd thought of that.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# excellent
hahaha

w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wheeeeee!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Hahaha
/green link time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Haha, excellent!
My little girl really wanted to go "treacle treating" yesterday, but she's only 4.

We said maybe next year :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# arf!
that makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Awwww.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# It's sensible . . .
IVV lives between 4dam and Gary Glitter . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# imagine the team they would make.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Yeah
and I was too lazy to go with her - it was cold last night!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Booo!
Last year the kids in our street came round OFFERING sweets as their parents din't want them to be a nuisance


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# in soviet russia.....
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# it was.
My little girl wanted to be a Witch again for Nursery today
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# but . . . but . . . She's the teacher!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# my four year old went
she went out last year and the year before too

mind you we haven't seen her since last night

only joking - she has an older brother and sister
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# kids and their special language.
bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# AW
we had a a few ickle trick or treaters looking very cute
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
when my sister was about 5, we were in the car and she was singing in the back:

"Keep Me Crazy till the end of the day"

Crazy Praising..


(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
#
end of the day break of day
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:39, archived)
# heheh
was a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# pfft
yay. i shall make one next year (evils)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Hehe
I like your thinking
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha! that's what i would do.
except i'd put it on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Brilliant
We didn't get any either

but I don't think it was the Landmines that put them off

We even had a bowl of treats ready

/disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Look on the bright side
you have an untouched bowl of treats! :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Good plan
might as well stay there until after christmas
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Nah.....
.....Boiling oil's the only thing that works on Carol Singers.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)
# I prefer the term
'mulled'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Bit of a waste...
...in a seige situation.

Use boiling piss or red-hot sand instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahahah
top deterrent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# smashing
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# Arf! Brilliant idea.
I went to the pub to avoid the little shits darlings.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Brilliant!

I'll have to remember that for next year (assuming that next year I'll be living somewhere with a doorbell).
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Lully!
Next best thing:

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# When you rotate the second one
does it say, "my mouth" or "my ass"?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# haha.
Im taking a sick day pigging out on all the unclaimed sweets.

mmm.


Halloween themed fairy cakes.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# As always
You rawk!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Ho ho!
delightful!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 13:57, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:07, archived)
# we had twelve of the buggers...
no sweets left for me!

*grumps*

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:08, archived)
# m'eh
she just needs to push the bell with her broom handle.
(PompeyVin, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 14:10, archived)