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# The inevitable fallout of visible-from-space advertising.
(Danski, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)
# *awaits Happytoast*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# *runs in to be called names*
stuff it, who cares, bollocks to B3ta, it can go fuck it's rules and regulations. Yay, I'm one of you guys!



;) - clever wink that means I can say anything and remain unscathed ;) - another just to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# *rubs toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# *Butters*
*Adds Apricot Jam...*
Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Shhh
I are teh hungry.

3 minutes until I can eat my sarnie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# *Finger on Lips*
Probably only about a Minute Now though...
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *SCOFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)
# You are Sisyphus
and filesize is your rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# ooh metaphorical

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)
# its not filesize buggery that bothers me
its people not playing the B3ta game that everyone else happily abides by.

So it's more a general dislike of arrogance and slapdashery.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# I love the word slapdash
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# q;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# and 110k
look out theres nazis about...
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Derka derka tic-tac muhammed jihad
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
#



Translation: Too Big
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# And also people with really slow internets
Who might not appreciate huge files taking ages to load.


That's not me, I seem to be fine whatever size something is, but I'm just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)
# No, i'd be one of them
Newbie tuesdays kill my already shite network connection
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# it's still creeping down my screen as we speak
something about humans...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# by saying that
you are a nazi
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# "Pint of Brains S.A. and a packet of immodium please."
(Smudger, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Skull Attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# YAY!
Arrrrrghhhhh!
(Smudger, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)
# It isnt Wales
without SA
(alocin, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Ha!
Tentacle-lickin' good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)
# go on
have it large
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# All hail the mighty FSM!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)
# Lorum ipsom dolor
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)
# What is all that lorum whatnot
and why is it used instead of blah blah blah?
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Tis greeking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)
# But why?
WHY, GOD, WHY?!?!
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Because the words are different lengths so you can see how proper text of different word lengths will look with diferent justifications
instead of it all being words of a certain length.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Well I never
(Fudge Monkey never did, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)
# Also, the words
are all different lengths because from just looking over the text in a glancing fashion, it appears as if it's proper written English
(or whatever language may be popular at the time) therefore making it seem more completed than it actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)
# *noddeth*
It's invaluable.

And also the most annoying thing in the world when you've been looking at it for 5+hours in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)
# it's latin shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)
# bogus latin for greeking.
makes no sense.

lorem ipsum dolor sit amet something something something
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)
#
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# You just googled that you git, you didn't sit and try to remember like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)
# dont' know where it originated,
but it's been used as a placeholder for text e.g. in website templates since the dawn of www

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Not just websites
I used to use it when I was doing page layouts and stuff for my publishing class.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)
# yeah, I just read that too
see my edit above
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)
# *nods*
You can get all sorts of greeking now- there's gens on the internet for hillbilly, to name but one.

Here we go- some hillbilly greeking:

Frontporch fishin' hairy hold give tractor tobaccee done quarrel.

Hootin' bull water fricaseed me fried darn out dogs rent hobo catfight, butt.

Fer inbred that sittin', poor tax-collectors dirty water aunt feathered jiggly, yippie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)
# that reminds me...
i haven't yet checked the company's spam filter today... many spammers use bogus text like that to trick the filter (not that it would actually work)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)
#
I think it might be Cicero, or at least was originally.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)
# I was told it was just a jumble of latin words!
Does it make sense then? Ooooooh, interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)
# It's noodly appendage lickin' good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)
# I can't decide if I want chili nuts
or scampi fries.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)
# scampi fries all the way
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)