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# A nice card idea for Valentine's day...
(ringadingadong, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:15, archived)
# can we do our own quotes?
"Well I say it goes in this way."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:19, archived)
# "So? My ex could get her mouth all the way down to there."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# "I launch thee HMS Doris......" *clonk*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:37, archived)
# as used by goatse
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# "And that Heather...she's got one of these for feet."
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# "In 80 years time, I bet some spotty cunt will be laughing at us...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# "I just poured all of this into my lap! Get licking."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:44, archived)
# ".....and this muthafucker is called Mr Hurty."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha
a spit coke moment
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# "It's a Chateau De Lidl, 2006. What, you're ugly."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:54, archived)
# what?
Oh...

a ship!

sorry.
(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:03, archived)
# After he'd ordered the Champagne
Audrie thought she was in for a great night. Little did she know he only wanted the bottle so he could display his considerable skills at putting model ships inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# "My cocks fatter than THAT!"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Apostrophe
please.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:52, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:22, archived)
# bah
your caption is rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
# go and have a listen motherfuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# as in
caption for the picture above competition
/fears he has been misunderstood blog
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:28, archived)
# ahhh...I have misunderstood too.
I thought you were referring to my sig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# ah
I'm glad we cleared that up!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Caption time!
"See that? That's you that is"
*Cries at lameness*
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:24, archived)
# No, seriously. it'll fit inside the bottle...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Another One!
"Now if you look worried and I smile creepily, they're bound to come up with captions!"
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Gerta's suspicions were confirmed by
the stamp in the bottom of the bottle which read 'Just For Men'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:27, archived)
# "This is my first wife, Alison"
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# no matter how much jim protested gwen didnt believe he got it that far in

i like this game
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# "wanna bet I can take this baby up the shitter and still hit those low notes?"

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Doris
was alarmed by the single ginger pube on his hairbrush
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:31, archived)
# after the 300th time suddenly turning wine into water didnt seem that impressive
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# It was the call from the doctor she always expected but feared, doris tried to hide her sorrow but her fake smile couldnt hold back the fact
her son had been diagnosed as danish
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:39, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# it was fancy dress day at work
and jim decided to go as a pint of guiness
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# GINGER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:51, archived)
# dave was happily surprised to find an older woman with such a neat bush
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:42, archived)
# "So why did you think I was gay?"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:40, archived)
# Possibly ...
Dutch?
(Beatfienduk wonders if we're there yet?., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:23, archived)
# "before you drink that, guess whats been up my anus?"
.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:32, archived)
# 'At that point, the Albino Darth Vader's mask turned up
and Kevin's death threat suddenly seemed comical'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:34, archived)
# "Trust me, just shove this up your mimsy and let me post the photos online. We'll be rich!"
(I helped save b3ta! S tr app y, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# "Look closely Audrey, see how the bottle catches all my cum"
.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ha ha!
reminds me of this gem from Viz

name the strip for a virtual jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Arrgh..
..it's the kid who believes the guy with a bucket on his head is some kind of alien chum.

I can't remember the name, damn you!
(kna has forgotten everything., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:43, archived)
# edit : you were closest
*hands over virtual jaffa cake*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Fuckflaps?
lol, that makes me laff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:46, archived)
# not even close!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# I have seen him before....I cannae remember :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# Hahahaha...fuckflaps!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Glibert Ratchet?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# no...Gilbert Ratchet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I will have to look that up
but no

edit: yikes - too old to know that one!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:50, archived)
# not even the old penis in the bottle trick
could take away from the fact that Frank had tucked the table cloth into his trousers AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:38, archived)
# "Here, I'll empty half a bottle of bordeaux into my lap so people wont notice you've bled all over your skirt, but next time bring the fucking tampax"
.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:49, archived)
# can we have something like this as the next compo?
'caption an old photo' better than macca, i reckon
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:53, archived)
# I know; quite a good responce here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 19:55, archived)
# i put a suggestion in the compo suggestion thing
you know what to do
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Valentine's day you say?
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 21 Nov 2006, 20:07, archived)