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# whats in the box


whats the cat see in the box .. add your own items :)
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:03, archived)
# That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen!
Just look at them socks and shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# is that captain spalding?
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Well duh! He can see a severed clown's head...
AICMFP
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# In my experience cats see two things in boxes.
The first thing they see is lotsandlotsandlots of fun.

The second thing they see is a litter tray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Cap'n, I have to tell you - that's my favouritest post of the day.
=)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ;-) You bum me.
It's ok, I likes it...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# I've spent a while warming you up now, so you should do =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# dirty bastard.....
I take it when we've got the demo cut you want a copy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Hell yes!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# I shall see what I can do.
I won't promise anything, depends on how many we print, when we get around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I'm happy to pay.
Real money, like.

Or download.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:31, archived)
# :o
wowzers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Or exchange for a copy of ours when it's done?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow* eeeenterestink....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# i see one thing in boxes:
ROBOT COSTUME!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# YES!
Hooray for robot costumes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# mictogirl confiscated the last big box we had
because i kept bumping into things while i was wearing it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Haha! That's my second favouritest post of the day.
So if it's only confiscated, when are you getting it back?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# it was recycled :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Someone left 2 robot costumes lying around
at my work one time, I think I have a picture somewhere

/fascinating true story
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# 'ningles micto
i've been on a short vacation for the past two days
so tell again: how's your new workplace? It seems you can't post as much as before...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:19, archived)
# this was my halloween
it was ace, tho i couldn't bend my legs to sit down. and i destroyed it in a drunken explosion of limbs later in the evening.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I never thought I'd call you sweet
but that was quite sweet, if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# i am incredibly sweet
as well you know
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# When?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# all the time, you bastard
see?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Socks?
Clocks?
Locks?
Foxes Cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# haha
Billy the Fish was great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# hehe
you made me think of this www.armory.com/tests/seuss.html
Well not you personally...
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i shall add the cat and perform a schrodingers experiment
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# *Rumble*
Oooh.. I just heard a Waveform Collapse...
Or Something
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Schrödinger's cat is un-dead

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I have long held this theory.
www.geocities.com/afinkawan/CATS.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# i gave up after a bit
once i realised it was just bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# *bookmarks, overwhelmed by the sheer amount of text*
but WILL read it eventually
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# It's only the first draft.
But I haven't bothered putting the edited version online anywhere yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:25, archived)
# the flaw in that thoery is that if you leave a cat in a box for long enough without opening it
it will always be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# isnt that
there is no alive or dead but ongoing and continous cat alive/dead states at the same moment

or am i drunk
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Sort of
It exists in a state of quantum flux, neither one thing nor the other until the box is opened and the act of observing makes the waveforms collapse into one or other of the probabilities.

Schroedinger meant it as a satire on quantum physics but it turned out to be a rather good analogy for it and he went on to become one of the foremost quantum physicists (and won the Nobel Prize while he was at it, but they didn't know until they looked in the envelope).
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# does that cat know
if its alive or dead. that could be interesting.

mmmm no wonder they get 9 lives guess you gotta work it out
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:18, archived)
# You have to use
quite a stupid cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:27, archived)
# He wasn't going to win it
but by observing it they changed the outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# you're right
Schroedinger wanted to say that you can't translate quantum dynamics onto macroscopic objects that easily, because the outcome is almost always complete bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# not after a few days
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Did Schrödinger mention Airholes?
Adequate Food... A Litter Tray.. Or was he just a cruel Sod who hated Cats?

(Yep I Know it was a theoretical experiment really...)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# as Terry Pratchett wrote:
"Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious."
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:24, archived)
# You should probably note
that it's not just a cat in a box. There's also a gadget which gives a 50-50 chance of releasing poison to kill the cat within the time of the experiment. That's what makes it an equal chance of alive or dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# ME KNOWINK THAT!

no, really
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# nuke the cat
poor puss

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:09, archived)
# are those feet yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# *Fearing*
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# half masts!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Teh kitty am scared of teh clown!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Aaaaaaargh, jesus, no
get it off my screen! getitoffgetitoffgetitoff
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Oh good god!
Turn it offfff!!!!!!!!!!!!
(jammietarts ..., Wed 22 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)