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[challenge entry] Most of the kids I know would stop doing something if you told them to do it...

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(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# one more look at Tonys shit eating grin would put me off sex for life anyway
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# 'nings, mate.
How's Ketrin?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# 'noon!
Kettering is SHITE as per usual. Nothing much changes! How are you on this fine wanky Thursday?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Bored. Bored. I'm the chairman of the bored.
I've got to install a load of updates and shit onto 44 extremely slow PCs.

Did I mention I was bored?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# sounds great!
I gotta do that aswell...but only on 8 machines. I still can't be arsed to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# you're FIRED!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha.
You are all nerdy IT Support people.

I am a goddam Systems Integration Engineer and therefore command your respect and obedience. On your knees, pigs!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# yes...
Yes we are
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# I'm not an IT Support People.
I'm an IT Trainer. I don't get to do a lot of training at the moment though, what with the "all hands to the pump" nature of the NHS.

I expect I'll be doing surgery too next. Just to help out, you know.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# i'm no nerdy IT supporter!
*humphs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# i'm not
I just work for a company that is so small everyone has to do about 5 jobs. My main job is to design the company brochures / marketing etc. And basically be a PA to my boss. (as he is fucking useless and can't even type an email himself).

But as no-one else here knows anything about computers, I have to get involved.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha!!
you are a goffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# yup.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# ^ I've done this job
many times - hang in there and you'll soon be rewarded handsomely*

*may be 100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# yeah. I'm fairly desperate to go somewhere better...i've been here 5 years and i'm on absolutely shit money.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)
# move to london
some of the companies i used to freelance at had designers so fucking awful you wouldn't believe it, all on ridiculously inflated salaries because apparently HTML is hard
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# HTML? Hard? Well, I'd walk away if it started on me in the pub...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# div style="coward:100%";
:D
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Who are you calling a div?




/schoolboy blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# *belms*

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# fuck that
I could no way afford to live in London. I can't even afford my own place here.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ahh but that's the point
you get paid enough to live here
well, just about
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# My main problem is
Because the couple of companies i've worked for since leaving school have been a bit 'Mickey Mouse' when it comes to software etc, I have no actual experience using any packages like Quark, and my only real experience is in Photoshop. SO unless there is a job waiting for me that purely involves photo manipulation then i'm a bit stuffed for progression.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# done any web design?

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Or,
you could work IN London and live OUTSIDE of London.
I do this and it is all good. London's a horrible place to live anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:14, archived)
# trains to london cost a fucking fortune though
i live in camden and walk to work, it's great
until the blacklung sets in
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# London smells of poo.
All the London people do too. Poo I tell you. Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# racist!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Leave a diskette on your desk for a few days
with "CV" written on it. I've been called in and offered a pay rise a few times after pulling that one.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# that's no good if your name is
collin vincents
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:11, archived)
# He could label it
CV's CV
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'd probably get the sack
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'd be surprised
I'm sure they know how much proper IT support would cost them
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Bah.
I'm an Infrastructure Engineer which sounds better so there.

May actually not be such a good job.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# But at least it has
*engineer* in the title. So hooray you!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)
# True.
My actual job is sitting in front of the PC and surfing the web due to there being no work. But hey, I get paid a lot to do it :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# That's odd.
That's what I do! :)

I am going to quit my job next month anyway. I shall take a month or so off in the new year before going contracting for wealth and fun. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:18, archived)
# you're not by any chance
upgrading a load of GX260s and GX270s from Windows 2000 to XP?

If so, could you do mine first?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Sadly, I'm not.
That sounds like a bundle of laughs.

I'm replacing the reports package and creating a new iPMtemp folder, then upgrading the local install of iPM to version 9.08.

And trust me, it's thrilling =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# I'm sure it must be
but to me it just looks like gibberish.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Me too =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# This might help
www.autoitscript.com/autoit3/
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)
# That looks just the ticket.
Sadly, the NHS don't like us downloading stuff like that - they make us take away a little form afterwards, called a P45 =/

Thanks though!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# You also work for the NHS?
I'm actually a Xansa engineer working for the NHS but I do all the stuff behind the scenes for the financial side of things. We're still running on fucking Novell over here.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I do.
And yes, there's Novell here too.

Somewhere. I'm no techie =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Whereabouts
do you work? In geographical terms, not room layout terms.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Northampton.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:26, archived)
# !ygolohcysp esrever
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# !GMO
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# finding it hard to type and get jiggy all at the same time?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# (= !deedni
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Haha - took me a minute there =)
Also: Yo G-Sav, 'sup my blood? K to the Mo...

*does that finger slappy thing*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# w-w-w-w-w-w-w-icked my main man
although the w word is getting in the way at the mo

and I have a lovely headache!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Bad
I like it.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# haha
he's so youthful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
little shits
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Top banana
(no, really, he is)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha.. Yep.. That would just about wrap it up...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)