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[challenge entry] another dose of shite

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(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Ha!
Woo I just think I've been dumped by text!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:12, archived)
# you're lucky, haven't seen me biatch for 2 weeks!!!
and she texts me to say I'm NOT dumped!!!
/confused
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# You're dumped.
and she's shagging DARREN FUCKING DAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Is it unclear?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Surely thats not a good thing
unless she was a bit of a bitch no offence intended
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Not a biach
Both of us work long hours. Plus the PMT fairy is about. Her phone is off as she is working, so I've offered a compromise.
The issue is the amount of time we get to see each other.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# take a little break from it,
wait for her to call you, spend your extra free time getting drunk, start seeing other people, then ask yourself ten years later where it all went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I'm working on the drunk bit.
But that's more of a Friday thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# splendid
you sir are a credit to the gender
(I helped save b3ta! techierob, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Really?
Text is the best of all the dumps.
It means you don't have to scream at your ex-respective other.

That being said, sorry to hear that, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# look on the bright side,
she saved a few pence by waiting til after 5, off-peak..

seriously, sorry to hear that, but enjoy the money you'll now start to see again
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# *stifles snigger*
I'm sorry, bud!

not YOU, Archie!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Pffft
you harsh bastard :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Hmmmm... Thrifty
...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Thank you.
That really made me smile:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# sorry mate, that was a bit harsh of me
I was only jesting :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# No.
I made me giggle, maybe even gaffor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# you can go out and pull with a clear conscience!!!
/every cloud has a silver lining blog
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# so hold me close
don't let me go...
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I, yes I love you and I think that you know
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Do ya know
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# apparently "rebound" is good.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# In your dreams.
I know how hard it is to turn down a roadie twice your age and weight:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I've never seen it....
Who's in it?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# better than getting a call in homebase
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I've offered to take a pay cut and get more time off, so hopefully that'll help.
But I'm hoping that her son will tell her that she's being stupid. For a 12 year old he's very old for his age.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# 96?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Well put it this way.
He gets himself up in the morning, makes himself brekkie and gets himself off to school.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# :(
I was wondering why you seemed a little down in the dumps recently. You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *imagines*
"#Bing-Bong#
The 18:32 to Bristol is now arriving at platform 3. Passengers travelling to 32 Avan Terrace should note that their belongings have been left in a cardboard box in the garden.
#Bong-Bing#"
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# you forgot to mention that it's running late
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# It's cheaper, electricity wise, to only announce on-time trains.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# sorry dude
if I had the hummus I'd make a "Tesco Value You've Been Dumped" card

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
I hoped I'd never see that picture again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I know what you mean
I hate cliff too
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:16, archived)
# He's gay
His faith won't allow him to be though...
/theory
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I've always thought that
He just looks too purty.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 1 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)