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(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# *ouch* /with slight pffft
*from norwich blog*

/although THREE now isn't it, that is quite worrying
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)
# i see
and where were you on the night in question?

also, i thought you had to kill at least four before you got called a serial killer? bloody media hypeing it up again.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# cutbacks in the industry I reckon....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# you still havn't answered the question
are you being deliberatly evasive?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Well, Ive evaded the police thus far...
*dang* Columbo, you got me
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# *puts on trench coat*

*squints*

tell me one last thing, archie, you said you were at home ont he night of the murder, but how come your credit card maxed out in Lapland in Ipswitch on the same night?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)
# 'Poundland', Shirley
/same thing in Ipswich
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# 'lapland' pfft
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# there is a fourth body in Lincolnshire
but not officially linked yet.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# i see
have you just buried found her?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Indeed
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)
# tut tut
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Oh noes!
We were in teh Imperial on Sat - at the back on the right, a bit messy.

What time were you there?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 'bout 4:30
i asked about, but all i got was blank looks :(
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Ah, there was only Bohica & Bill there from 2 till about half 5 when I showed up.
I'm sure there'll be another in Jan/Feb.

The flickr pool has many Imperial bashes with most of the regulars.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)
# next time i get mobile numbers
and shall track you all down like dogs
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# most of us got there about 6ish
but Bohica, Bill and Sunburnt Tiger were there from 2.

Maybe they didn't like the look of you...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)
# well, i do look unreasonably hansome
probably would've put the rest of you to shame.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# out of those three, yes
but when me and Geoff got their the phwoar factor escalated exponentially!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)
# Ooooof!
First lol of the day :D nicely done!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# i can't see it as it has a ~naughty~ in the file name
but i like your screen name :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I'm drawing another
I'll show you when that's done
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Calendar?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# colendar
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# eh?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# Hooray to both of you

i hope you both like them and have 12 months of pure Andrew McDavies pleasure.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# well
if i'm honest...

it's still in it's protective cardboard packaging
i only finished moving house 7pm last night

i intend to have a nice flick through it tonight
i'm sure it's totally ace!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# no, it's shite
just burn it!

only joking
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)
# i expect the radical muslims will be burning it in the street
and issuing a fatwa on me.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)
# what is it with the Muslims and their female javelin throwers?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)
# durka durka...muhammed Jihad!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)
# make sure you are wearing white gloves
i wouldn't want you to get mucky finger prints on it.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)
# fuckwould pissyou cuntlike cocka assnice arsemassage wankfrom shitmy coozehot quimsister?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# quimsister has now become my word of the day!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# ouch!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)
# I laughed
and now I feel very naughty.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
#
Why the recycling? or is this some comment on how we are all just carbon based so dumping our dead bodies is a way of recycling and returning valuable nutrients to nature?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Yes.
That subtext is like, so obvious dude.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# The cold water
keeps them relatively intact, so when they get washed up later they can still be used.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Pffft!
On the front of the Metro this morning the perpetrator was described as a ripper, which set me to wandering about the definition.

I am only aware of two previous rippers, Jack and Yorkshire. So there's obviously a link to killing whores but what else is required? Is it necessary to use a hammer or cut off their tits? Do you have to kill a certain number to graduate from merely having knocked off a couple of tuppeny tarts to full ripper status?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Wondering?


Unless you mean you were perambulating around the definition in a languid manner.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# yes, I wrote the definition on a piece of paper
and meandered around and around it with my hands in my pockets for ages.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# I do that sometimes.
People laugh and point, but I don't care; I enjoy the exercise.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)
# I thought 'the Definition' was a nightclub in Ipswich......
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Good question.
I think it's an Australian phrase originally. When the first multi-proz murder was reported, the policeman said "That's ripper!".
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# dont be stupid
the recycle bins in ipswich are always full

i should know i live there. actually 'bout 300 yards from where one of the bodies found....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)