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and the award for stating the fucking obvious goes to............

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:40, archived)

Fuckin' 'ell

It's like they're masters of deduction.

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MarkyH feels like the H in Bob Hoskins' name, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:41, archived)

BIGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

'I have a teenage daughter person on the streets'?!

blimey

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

WHERE IS THE SPIDER BLOG UPDATE?

She deserves better!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

actually working on it right now

here's a baby spider taster

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:48, archived)

Awwww!

Yay!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

eeeeeeeew!

ew ew ew ew!

cute idea tho

edit: what is this your idea your spinning?

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

thank zeus!

my spiders have been worried. i'll tell them the good news.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

yay for baby spiders

how many of them is there in total or are they all there?

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:52, archived)

around 20 so far

bit hard to tell. It's very much the thin end of the wedge

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Milkman Dan, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

Spiders scare the shit out of me

only because other people seem to be scared of them.
Also what the fuck is in their abdomens? Once I cut a spider open I won't give a shit about them.

They rock, their physiology rocks hard... but they still creep me out.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:53, archived)

Aww - thanks for the update

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

Tell her not to eat them

It wouldn't be very maternal of her, and pretty ungrateful to you after all the grub (excluding parasitic wasps) you provided her

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:01, archived)

in yuor kitchen.

not what i call hygienic.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:16, archived)

and i got busted earlier for being 4k over the limit

hmmm.... kids got a point though.

hmmm... borked?
edit: no longer borked

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

better?

you picky bastard

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:45, archived)

i like it better that way, actually.

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d d, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

relax fella

i was moaning about being moaned at earlier... i'm not bothered how big your file is....

here. have a beer.

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

i have gone colour blind!

where did the colours go?

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wigglywoo i like jelly beeeeaaaans!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

she

looks dirtier that way

(Mrt1977, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

it's only three.

merely an appetiser.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:46, archived)

my money is on it being a giant rabid prostitute eating tigerdog

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

*takes your money*

claiming a serial killer after only three victims is a call for funds or staff, most likely. establish pattern kills of a notably transient population is unusual unless the police have compelling evidence.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:56, archived)

Hmm...

Now i've got no money. Worth it though for that incredibly good sounding 'notably transient population'.

Back to bread and beans then...

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Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 0:58, archived)

it annoys me that they keep referring to these women as prostitutes

and not, simply, as women. if three men were found dead, we wouldn't keep referring to them as a builder, a doctor and an astronaut.

besides, prostitute is a verb. the noun is whore.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:10, archived)

agreed, it is a tad sexist and judgemental.

however, referring to them as pros does serve to alert other women working as pros that there may be someone stalking them, and therefore makes them potentially less likely to be killed.

if three male taxi drivers were murdered, there would be a hunt for the cabbie-killer.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:23, archived)

but it's as if reporters and newsreaders are glad of the chance to say 'prostitute' on tv.

they're all like, "prostitute prostitute prostitute", and i'm all like "prostitute prostitute, prostitute prostitute", then he said "prostitute prostitute prostitute", and i told cassandra and she was all "prostitute prostitute prostitute".

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:52, archived)

they do like their prurient buzzwords at times.

i notice the more conservative the media outlet, the more they thrive on chattering about deviance in a salacious manner. it's like freud's ghost is smacking the editors' faces with his big floppy cock all the time.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 1:57, archived)

You're right, they fucking love it.

The ghoulish way newsreaders sink their chompers into RRRRRAPE and MURRRRDERRR..!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:42, archived)

mmmmm, hot buttered rape.

or, surprise sex as it's known in these parts.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 2:55, archived)