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# ...I get worse


I can't help myself.... someone please stop me before I pun again!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:05, archived)
# that kind of face would make me watch Sky News!
woo
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:06, archived)
# She looks constipated!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:10, archived)
# re: She looks constipated!
she's gonna Belch!!!

:)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I think she's just let one go
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# I reckon she's got love eggs in!
the size of bowling balls!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# re: I think she's just let one go
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# re: re: I think she's just let one go
roffle. NING!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# re: re: re: I think she's just let one go
is this the 'thing' now?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# Total re: call
nope...it's a bit ghey :P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
# re: Total re: call
of course it's ghey!
that's why i like it :P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# I believe it's Ironman's 'thing'
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# re: I believe it's Ironman's 'thing'
dance for me Partridge! dance!!

*hands over traffic cone*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# re:re:re:re:re:re: spec'
I refer the learned gentleman to my reply of yesterday:
www.b3ta.com/board/6629765


Is it Alan Partridge? I didn't see it.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# no!
i just want to see you lap dance!

*tokes on crack pipe*

toot toot!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:34, archived)
# I think you may be right
there's a lot of empty desks behind her.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# the BBC is a pigmy friendly employer!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# SHORT IS NOT A CRIME
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Really?
Oh

So I should probably release all my sex slaves I did the citizen's arrest with?

...they're just the right height!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:29, archived)
# re: Really?
the right height for what exactly....?

:D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# That basically being the joke
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:42, archived)
# would!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:41, archived)
# well i feel the same,
am i better yet?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:11, archived)
# I feel really ill
and I left early last night, too
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# re: I feel really ill
ah bless!
:D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:25, archived)
# i miss the news
how many hookers have died?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# 5

Hello Mongy...long time no see...hows Oz?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:12, archived)
# cool, can't pin this un on me guv
oz is very nice, bit pricey sometimes
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# Noice

Bring me back a platypus will you
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# g'day
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:13, archived)
# how ya' doin'?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:14, archived)
# BONZA!!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:15, archived)
# stone the flamin' crows! etc etc
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:17, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# not bad Mongster, not bad.
I trust you are well, and sunning/beering it up?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# having fun alright
up in cairns at the mo, getting ready to go to the strippers
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# FUCK YES.
Have fun!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# at least try to keep it in your pants this time
we missed you at teh Imperial on Sat ;¬)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# haha
ooooh! I hope theres a late night christmas bandwagon like there was last year, I was out of my face and photoshopping a goose made my evening perfect, hurray for booze and geese
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:16, archived)
# ...and boozy geese.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:18, archived)
# I love being on b3ta when i'm drunk. It makes everything so much easier to take in.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Hehe!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:23, archived)
# pffft I don't wish to 'take in' a melon thank you very much
*eyes water*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:24, archived)
# assume(lon) the position
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:28, archived)
# made to make your mouth water!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 9:38, archived)