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# Little known fact...
...when he's not making toys Santa likes to fish - except for the times when he entertains mrs Claws with an exotic feather dance....! :o)
gone fishin
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Poll?

Yay...ninja edit :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# haha just realised my fuck up
of to edit :o(
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# of?

:)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
oh dearie, dearie
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)
# :)

Right...home now for a delivery
cyall
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# meanie
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# I prefer to think of it as a little nugget of comedy gold :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# its a survey on whether southerners are puffs
99.99% = yes
one bloke = dunno
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# define Southerner
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Southener?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# cheeky
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# anyone south of me
me = at this minute Manchester
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Yippee...I'm a gheyer then

*dresses smartly*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)
# HURRAY!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# by gheyers
do we include lady lesbianaughts?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)
# I'm in south manchester. . .
Does that make me a little bit ghey?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Oi!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)
# *sticks out tongue*
:-p

*makes unspellable raspberry noise*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)
# is that not the noise of a stifled laugh?
hmmmmm
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# doesn't that have a 't' on the end...?
pfffffffft

*consults oxford dictionary*

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it's not there
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)
# on the amstrad/c64/speccy game "How to be a Complete Bastard"
it was spelled "pfpfpfpfpfpfpf" but i'm not convinced

*googles*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# haha I used to have that :D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)
# wikipedia is teh ghey
"Blowing a raspberry or making a Bronx cheer is to make a noise made to signify derision (and/or silliness), made by sticking out the tongue between the lips and blowing to make a sound reminiscent of flatulence. In the terminology of phonetics, this sound does not appear to have an official name, but might be characterized as a linguolabial trill. It is never used in human language phonemically (i.e., to be used as a building block of words), but it is widely used across human cultures as well as by other primates."
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)
# apparently a standard in comics is
"pbbbbbbbbbt!!"

so i read
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# It's "RAZZ"
Shirley?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)
# this may or may not have accompanied the wikipedia article
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Speccy I believe,
I used to have it. In between driller and space crusade.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)
# space crusade....
... i was shit at that...
i remember the only way i could kill the dreadnaught was to get the ability to open any door
and crush it when it tried to get me
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I just used to use the big old gattling gun,
for some reason, I used to get unlimited goes, but I cant remember how. Something to do with the roles of the dice. I used too be great at it though. Oh yes.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Where's the blood?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)
# in the sack
:o)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)
# So the "in Ipswich" part of the sign fell off then.
Woo btw.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)
# thats on the back
:o)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)