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# #1 in a blossoming cutlery romance
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:49, archived)
# which is the lady?
or am I making assumptions? Are they lezzers?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# The fork...but I like where
you're going there ;)
All will become clearer later in the series I hope
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# will
the spoon end up stalking her in a mad crasy psycho fashion? Will the fork be living in fear of her life?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# You sound like the voice
at the end of the camp old Batman TV series :)

"All these questions and more will be answered in the next exciting episode"
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# reminds me of a pratchett line
"when they would younger they would go down to the riverbank and spoon*.

*and sometimes fork."
(martian, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:50, archived)
# he also have a word for drinking and spilling most of it.
i keep forgetting that word..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# quaf?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that's common usage
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# maenings that never had words before
Meaning of Liff
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# YES!
thank you!
i was thinking guffaw.. but that is more like a swallowed laugh right?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Guffaw is to laugh very loudly
usually in a hearty manner.

Quaff is to drink in a similarly hearty manner. Think mediaeval banquets.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# quaff
is where you throw the entire contents of the pint pot at your face and just swallow as much as lands in your gob.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# so..
..like an ordinary evening at the pub? eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:13, archived)
# quaffing
is like drinking only you spill more (Pratchett's definition)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Think Brian Blessed,
he probably quaffs and guffaws like a good 'un.
(tomsk, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:10, archived)
# Damn
good example there mr tomsk.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:12, archived)
# he stabs his knife into the table
and guffaws "More mead wench!"
(I helped save b3ta! adverse_camber, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# A fork and a spoon?
But that's sick!
(tomsk, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:51, archived)
# Where you think sporks come from?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Nooooooooo!
They are delivered by magical Spork-storks, that's what my mum said.
*sits with finger in ears*
Lalalalalalala.
I have a feeling you may have just blown brassmonkey's punchline for him
(tomsk, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:55, archived)
# oopsie
I think you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:05, archived)
# No you're okay
the punchline is still safe...
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:07, archived)
# just imagine the offspring!
ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# A knife
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:56, archived)
# a teaspork
(Chorlton, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:08, archived)
# and I'm sure the dish
will have something to say about it an all!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# well, I was going to resist reposting
but look! we've even used the same spoon!
www.roganjosh.co.uk/showPic.asp?picture=59
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Wow it obviously has
star qualities :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:06, archived)
# he's
a bit of a rogue
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:16, archived)
# sign of the
times I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# ohh
that's woosome
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Tales of the Unexpected
reminds me of being ill and staying up with my mum and dad cos I couldn't sleep.

That theme music...so.....haunting....
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:57, archived)
# hehehe
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:53, archived)
# skill!
i want that GS pup - he's sooo sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 12:54, archived)
# I am hooked already
more please.

nice warm feeling
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 13:26, archived)