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# Bad pun in my head on the way to work today
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Pfft.
That's a very silly MIMSYSHUNTER! pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahSMEGhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# I would so love someone to have "mimsyhunter" as one of their Tourettes words =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# thats my wifes pet-name for me
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# And has she got Tourette's?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# no, but she has a big courgette
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Hmm, interesting.
*ponders*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# actually
its probably best if you don't ponder too much about that
;0
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Actually...
It's "mimsy - shunter", but you can have your dream, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ooh, so it is.
Good 'nings, dear doctor!


Incidentally, I noticed you've chosen a venue - will call you soon to discuss further details.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Why does everybody live north of birmingham?
Someone have a bash in hampshire. bah
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:01, archived)
# I live south of Birmingham.
Just.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Approx 2.5 hours away from me
Although I used to live near Warwick/Leamington Spa/Coventry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# your songs on your myspace don't work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# I work in Hampshire
there are a few of us in the south, a couple of chaps in portsmouth/southampton I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I know there are a fair few /talk boarders
like baldmonkey near me. But that isn't the calibre I was aiming for
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:15, archived)
# what calibre were you after?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Turrets syndrome?
Cnut!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
*clicky*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Had to read the filename *groans*
also had to pres Esc as I was spacking

Woo! BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# Turrets!
anyone see the Tourettes prog on last night?
Rob did some of the work on that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# YES!
It was him that said "MingyGizzmop" 15 minutes and 37 seconds into the program!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Really? what did he do?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# is that from when he deigned to come on here to beg
someone to help with some work?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Certainly
APE-FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# heheh
That guy sure had some dedication. Took 2 weeks out of his life to drive a load of kids to France whilst being heckled with N*****R and other horrendously offensive jibes every 2 minutes, then at the end of it all he sits down to watch tv last night only to find that twat Keith Allen spending the last 5 minutes of the programme taking the piss out of him too... and he doesn't have an excuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# yup
keith allen is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Is it Leeds Castle, in the Kunt Kentryside?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I remember this!
Har har har
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# tsssk
typical you'd have done it better :(
but I'm still laughing.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# badum
tish........
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# woo


click
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# oooh I got this!
fuck y'sausage BLENDER leaf tod.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Woo!!!
Swearing IS big and clever...

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# haha!
also....is it me.. or were there some boobs at the top of the page for a second there?
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I saw them too...
They gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# here they are
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of some thread deleting cunt's arse?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# try closing your eyes
is that better?

I SAID "IS THAT BETTER?" .. oh never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Yes, those are lovely
now shop a kitten



or more boob, its all good
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# well they're not mine
although I'd probably not leave home a lot if they were ...
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# How very odd
I am confused, and slightly aroused.

But mostly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# it's ok ..
just have a sit down and nice cup of tea. It'll either make sense or not, don't force it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)
# boing!
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Is that anyone famous?
He looks like my boss
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *looks at the filename*
*kicks self*
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I didn't recognise him from this angle
either .. it's probably because he's so big we have to look up at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Pfft!
Wooyay!!!
Great punnage my dear, made-um me laugh, so it did.
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 15:09, archived)