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# The board has been slow, so I've been inventing
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Excuse my handwriting. The steps read as follows:
(1) Matchbox racer slides down slide (2) Car funneled down tube (3) Car falls into bowl of water (Fish irrelevant) (4) Penguin, startled by moistened vehicle, drops mars bar
(5) Barcode scanner activated by confectionary (6) Signal from scanner interpreted by science machine (7) Lamp switched on (8) Solar panel produces energy, thanks to new source of illumination (9) Teeny tiny motor powered by solar panel, driving convayor belt (10) Poker driven (11) Teetering jug toppled (12) Batter mix poured (13) Lovely pancakes

...(14)Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:36, archived)
# maybe as a gif?
before the board nazis gut you?

'tis woo tho

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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# oops! thanks for heads up
wrong one...

Edit: Hang on, just optimising a decent gif...

Edit 2: Forget it, it looks even worse as a gif than it already looks as a jpeg, and the filesize isn't too big, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# :)
right then b3ta, i'm off to spend money i don't have in the black country. back this 'ning.

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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:44, archived)
# 16 colour PNG works ok


And just under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *Awards doctorate in inventing*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:38, archived)
# 'nings Weasel
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Is that from an Accreited Source
or the Keith one?
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# also... that's no ordinary science machine...
it's the mimsy machine



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(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:39, archived)
# and it's
entirely solar & penguin powered, you say?
an environmental woo, then
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:42, archived)
# aminate it hhhhaaaarrrdddd!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I don't think I have the talent, dear boy...
Though I do have a lot of time by myself
next week...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:51, archived)
# FAR KING SOUP HERB!
WOO - someone call someone else - QUICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:53, archived)
# i want one now
mmmm pancakes
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 11:55, archived)
# lovely, lovely pancakes!
I didn't realise that it is pancake day on Tuesday. If only I'd thought of this earlier. Could have hit the market at the right time.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)
# profit!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:03, archived)
# NING!!!!!!
quick question, how would you ask for a packet of marlboro reds in holland?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I think it's
Een drempel en een grasmaaier, tevreden
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)
# haha, not quite
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha!

'A doorstep and a lawn mower, satisfied'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:36, archived)
# "may i have a packet of marlboro reds in holland, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)
# 1. Go to Holland...
2....
3. Profit!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:15, archived)
# badum.......................
i'm in holland, just too sleepy to rememeber even the simplest of dutch phrases.
the girl who works in the shop downstairs is a few sandwiches short of a aubergine tree and i have no fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:21, archived)
# take empty packet and point at it.
it's the british way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:33, archived)
# and shout......................slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:59, archived)
# damn!
well, in that case I'm no help at all...
I doubt she'll understand Finnish any better than English
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# 'ning!
Uhm, een pakje marlboro rood?

/no smoker

where are you btw?
I ask this because I've got a feeling you live in The Hague, quite near the place where I grew up
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:35, archived)
# sweet, goes to shop,
tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:38, archived)
# That is the most woo-est invention
I ever saw.

I command you to build one NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Thanks! :D
But I'm just an ideas man. I don't have the handyness to put them together.

I've got some more somewhere. I'll draw them up all nice and animate them in the coming weeks
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:06, archived)
# you simpl must
ask
this man.

he's an inventive genius!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Ohh!
Will look at later, for now I have a charity 5-a-side tournament to play in.

We're dressing up like 70s american cops.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:12, archived)
# quality, put photos on
flickr?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:13, archived)
# If you're lucky ;-)
Ta ra for now b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Sounds like a plan!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Sat 17 Feb 2007, 12:17, archived)
# aceness!
that's a fair train of thought, particularly the penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# "science machine"
hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 17 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)