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so the manager says, 'and what do you call this act of yours?'
'and what do you call this act of yours?'
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02,
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*bokes*
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03,
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Come on, someone had to.
or did they?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05,
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It's a bit low-poly.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03,
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hah
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06,
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Yeah - pixellated enough to post directly, perhaps?
edit: well, it's off the board now, so what the hell.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07,
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I would have thought so...
I still wouldn't get it though *spangs self*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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I was wondering what the best way of doing that would be
woo!
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:03,
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Plenty of lubricant, rubber gloves, and a hose.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:04,
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ah I see
where should I put this horse?
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Damien's Hearse ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05,
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I know, you bastard.
but since I went and made a picture I thought I'd post it fuckin' anyway.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06,
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:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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Especially since I now have image searches for lemonparty, tubgirl and goatse in my work server log.
LOL.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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but yours wasn't funny
;|
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mr spoons ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10,
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so mine was more accurate to the joke
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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yes
i think its more of an audition than a joke though /was just bein cheeky :)
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mr spoons ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:17,
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s'ok cheekiness observed
:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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Hahahaha!
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Anthroapology __________________________________________________ ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:05,
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phwoar.
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:06,
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Air hellair!
*cuddles tightly*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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g'day squire *glomps*
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10,
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Are you well?
*wonders a little bit why everyone's started calling me squire*
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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i'm well enough, i've got polos and tea.
hurrah! your good self?
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15,
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I'm grand...
Polos and tea? What manner of outlandish fuckery is that? The polos will make your tea taste minty and odd!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:19,
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I'm going to whisper it...
...but I'm RISing like a RISy thing here.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:07,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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Ah, thanks!
Heh.
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10,
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it's a long joke that a lot of stand up comedians tell
basically it involves someone going in to a casting office and describing an act that is as disgusting and offensive as possible and at the end the agent says, what is this act called and reply is "The Aristcrats". The punchline isn't funny, it's all about the delivery
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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the movie is fantastic
and the DVD extras even moreso
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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it bored me
I think you can only be shocked to a certain level before it just becomes unfunny or you are simply decensitized.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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bah
i liked it, and as i say,the extras are great
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:16,
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The Only Time I've Heard It
is when me and my mates all got pished and tried to outdo each other at it, while playing cards.
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Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on: ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10,
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I wondered why that link was blue after clicking the link up ^there^
So I hovered over it
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12,
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if it hadn't taken so long to fucking preview
i might have got a few more people
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:14,
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Pffft!
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Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What? ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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HA HA
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes. ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:08,
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woo to that
*closes imageready* you git
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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital! ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:09,
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hehe woo
I've started one too
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:11,
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My first lemonparty picture.
I'M SO PROUD.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25,
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haha! it had to be done
woo!
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AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:13,
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