b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Punchlines » Message 6889484 (Thread)

[challenge entry] What's blue and fucks old ladies?

*edit* see my profile if you're wondering

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Is that Funtastic Pony Majik?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Me
when I blue myself up to offend the smurfs
(Hmmm, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Is that FPM?
No, It's you.

Woh! *Robust things* ASL?

/clammy

[EDIT: to be clear (and in case you are 15) I am joking, my heart belongs to another.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# FPM? I missed something
Yes it's me!
EDIT: And I'm 19 and engaged to beast_with_two_backs, so no worries:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# a lovely lady b3tan
www.b3ta.com/board/6889490

rediculously smart and pretty
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
#
smart and pretty never here
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# that's true
i'll find her and harrass her enough to let me visit her
maybe some of her cleverness will rub off
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I am a horrible horrible person
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# if there's any rubbing off
we'll need pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I'm here quite a bit
and have longer hair lol
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:34, archived)
# and i'd completely forgotten that i do know who you are!
*belms*

i was going to send my congratulations when charlie's status changed on faceparty haha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# haha




faceparty
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:41, archived)
# i know.
i joined on saturday.
i still havent found its purpose yet.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# is there so you can laugh at people who write like
dis. Mi naymz Kabuya, me iz wel gud at fings, wid me mandem an me gurldem

!"*:'{3XxXxXxXIf Ya WaNnA TaLk, MsG Me, BuT No OvEr 21XxXxXxXxX:*"..\/\

FaNkS

/has faceparty account
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# LOL
Technology will be the death of romance....I'd forgotten that you know Charlie! Thank you lady *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, archived)
# trying to run back to me are you
YOU FUCKING BASTID!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# If you'll have me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:35, archived)
# oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# that's quite a nice coat
I'd wear it, and I'm not even gay

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
#
FACTyet
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# It's not mine
And it was yellow before I had a go at it, but yes it's not bad:P
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# let me reiterate
I'm not even gay

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Of course you aren't, sweetie.
 
"It's not gay if.."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I'd turn gay for you
(actually I probably wouldn't, but respect yo')
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)
# There, see
Eveyone's a LITTLE bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Kinky.
 
Which merits a woo! at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:26, archived)
# you'd love to see me at your door step in a blue coat
with my lips slightly agape
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# You know where I live?!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)
# haha actually I wish I did
so I could appear one day and buy you a beer or 4
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29, archived)
# One o' these days..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# someone obviously doesn't like b3ta very much
www.sikipedia.com vs. www.sikipedia.org
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:27, archived)
# WAAAH!
 
Pop-ups is maek kittins cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# are you using firefox? i didn't see a single one
point being, sikipedia.org is ri-goddamn-diculous.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Nah, stuck with IE at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Hmm.
 
They're each registered in different countries (one in Bangalore, the other in Vancouver) so I don't think it's anti-b3ta.
Just plain ol' squatting.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# you have just provided
wanking fodder for the whole of the night shift
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:30, archived)
# If the thought of me raping old ladies floats your boat
Then I'm glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:33, archived)
# forcefully servicing old ladies?
how do you work arround the wrinkles?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Oven tongs
And plenty of Vaseline
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:39, archived)
# You, my love
and me, when I'm feeling particularly saucy...

And thanks for the belated congratulations Kate :d
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:21, archived)