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[challenge entry] Recently voted best joke in the world.....


I hope it's not been done.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:14, archived)
# the universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Your comment is cleverer than the next one.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# 704.925 actually*




*May be a load of old horse wank
(Bumsmells, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# i wish i'd know that when i was at school
i would have cheated in cross-country
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# 'ello miss
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# hey guys
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)
# not bad
i'm off home in a minute though.

t'ra xx
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Star Trek?
Dr Crusher episode?

/geek much?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:26, archived)
# maaaaaaybe
Gates McFadden went to my uni :)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)
# her real name's cheryl
isn't it?


/may be seriously geeky
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Yeah, but I didn't think you'd know what I meant...
/shares serious geekiness
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)
#
bumfish
(bumfish, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:16, archived)
# ^
ignores
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Excellent first post
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# it made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Also this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Hahaha
great first post
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# psst, did i show you these? :)
farm1.static.flickr.com/154/374351852_6ad06bf975_o.gif
farm1.static.flickr.com/153/374351854_5ec14b3b6a.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
"you sack"
Excellent as always :) These never fail to make me laugh.
Oh, and what happened to the dearme site? I linked to it and then it disappeared :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Ohh...yeah. :(
I forgot to pay for it, so they took it away.


Unreasonable bastards. ;(

Thanks for the link though, much appreciated! :) I've just got broadband sorted out at home, so I'll get a site back up and let you know where it is when i do.
Alas, i may have lost a few of the CfAs...don't suppose anyone out there was sad enough to download them ALL, haha! ;/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# they make me laugh every time
"you sack"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:23, archived)
# fanx :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
#
The Doctor
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:18, archived)
# dickfish?
(I wish this had come from a better source, but I couldn't find it on youtube... prolly NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# nice introduction!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# You been watching me down my Loch again?
GEROOOOFFF MOI LARND
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
#
                                                  V       V
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I like this opening gambit
very much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Yes! Tell me more about bumfish
I enclose £5
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 18:07, archived)
# I hope that wasn't supposed to be a signature
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I am interested in your bumfish
and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 26 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
emvee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# what?

/from the davew27 big box of replies box
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:19, archived)
# :(
/same box.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Stop talking rubbish
/and me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:29, archived)
# 1987 Austin Allegro
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:33, archived)
# you checked the torque bearings lately?
don't want an accident now
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Joke goes as follows (in telegram style)
Holmes and Watson are camping, they go to sleep, at a certain time Holmes asked Watson to look up at the sky and tell what he notices, Watson starts blabbing on about the stars in the sky, the universe and such...

Punchline:"Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:36, archived)
# *arf*
one that I actually know
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:20, archived)
#
Dixon_Bawls
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 17:22, archived)