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[challenge entry] Irish mythology blackified...

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(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:23, archived)
# oh jaysus.
My boss is irish.
I hate him. does that make me racist?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# depends on why you hate him I guess
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)
# he' s a fat unreasonable thick wanker
that doesn't look out for his staff and is a just a crap person in himself
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# That sounds like a fair enough reason to hate him.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# alreet pet
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Greetings.
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I'm Irish,
do you hate me?

Actually, don't answer that, I'm not sure my ego could handle it!
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# haha
"I'm Irish,
do you hate me?"

Best chat up line ever!
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# so do you get outragously drunk
and puke up all over the place here often?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# only every day and twice on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# It never fails for me.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *hugs*
of course not!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# *Checks political correctness handbook*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:30, archived)
# ah well.
git.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:32, archived)
# :D
I was concerned the other day when I found out that you can't say "taking the mickey" on the BBC any more because it might offend the Irish. Even though it's derived from cockney rhyming slang.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:41, archived)
# what a bunch of 'tards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# That's just taking the piss.
Maybe they should change it to 'taking the mictoboy' instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Haha, I can hear him saying that too =)
*refrains from posting the Mr T pic again*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:25, archived)
# give in to the dark side
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# do it
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Doesn't refrain from posting his Mr T pic again...
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# give in to it Prof
you can't resist all day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:29, archived)
# *gives in*

Click for full-on pityin' the foo
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Just so we're clear, this^ is what I think you look like all the time
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Well you probably won't see me in Northampton then.
*considers doing it again for the bash*

*thinks about Northampton at night*

*likes skin as it is without any stab marks*

*decides not to bother*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# but you're Mr. T!
surely you can handle some chavs?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# it's true
he does
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:38, archived)
# have you still got your condom?
I've still got the t shirt, and my ashtray AND my sharpener.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:42, archived)
# The sharpener in the shape of Big Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Yes!
Well, I say mine. It came home with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I was given that by my housemate
who was given it by a magician
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Do you want it back?
Give me a postal address and I'll pop it in the post tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:52, archived)
# No no
enjoy it as a souvenir of the bash...I was just letting you know about its long* and distinguished* history :)


*not particularly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:55, archived)
# No, you can have it!
It's yours!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# It's fine
I'll get it from you at the next bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Remind me to bring it then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:09, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# London presents!
Dixon Bawls got underground pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Which I am happy to model again
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:58, archived)
# photos are needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I see what I can manage
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:00, archived)
# yes i have :)
and the fetish books
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Which I didn't get to peruse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:04, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:44, archived)
# apologies for the late reply
we just had a fire alram
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 12:01, archived)
# pffft!
aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 11:28, archived)