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[challenge entry] Bah!
I burnt me toast!

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(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)
# that toatser
looks like it's the head of a killer cyborg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
#
borg clops
(Bumsmells, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Dead or alive you are toasting with me....
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# only a matter of time, was it...

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hmm Many of My Words Jumble up Do I...
:D
(I do a cracking Yoda Impression.. I'm Phil Cool me)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ahahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)
# That took me too long...
Arfs
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# did you win it from Zoo magazine?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Doh...
I'm sat there waiting for it to go black..... Derrr - I'll get me coat...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)
# *slaps head*
aaaah, it's a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# If black isn't inside white and when toast burns it becomes black
how did the black hide under the white? I've never understood this and nobody has explained it to me in a satisfactory manner.
(dara o'briain, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)
# That is the most ludicrously hatstand question in the history of everything.
If I were you I'd write it down and read it back to yourself for a few days. I think you may find the reason for your 'unsatisfactory answer' blues.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# all the coloured stuff gets burnt off
what's left has no pigment coloured stuff so it looks black


I think
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Pigment = wrong.
I still don't understand the question though.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I blame combustion
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you blame combustion for everything!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# well, it has a lot to answer for
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# erm
i think you've drastically misunderstood how things work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# because it just bloody does!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# 4dam's garage

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Some ACs are always worth keeping
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Haha that was mine originally
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# sorry for theft
i just found it very fitting for several occasions :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# INHALE INHALE
YOU'RE THE VICTIM
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# come on vincent!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)
# LOL
:)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# *comes on vincent*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)
# JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU 'RE SCARY
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I'm not scared of you any more!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# The carbon in the atmosphere
is oxidised onto the surface of the bread by the action of heat.

The black comes from the air!

Or something. I just made that up.

Sounded good though, dinnit?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hmmm, sounds remotely plausible
So is it the C from CO2 that oxidizes on the surface, or the combustible material from the bread is used in the reaction revealing the carbon in the toast?
(dara o'briain, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)
# As it burns
carbon is created deposited on the bread, which is the black stuff. Hence why you can scrape it off, as it is lying on top.

I think.

EDIT: thank you Dr.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# +mono/dioxide
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# not sure the carbon is created
surely its always there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I know what I mean...
deposited on the bread.
(Mr._Pickles, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I see where you've gone wrong
The black actually hides IN the toatser and when the toats burns, the black leaps out of from behind the burny coil things and attaches itself to the bread.
AKA Science.
Edit: My manners! I forgot to woo the pic (that took me a while to get and then realised it was a compo entry).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i think you taught at my old school.....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# eurekakakakakaka!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I don't have the tits
thank gawd
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Ok, here's what I think you need to know
Everything organic on this planet is made from a mixture of Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen. K?

When something burns, it releases water (mixture of Hydrogen and Oxygen) and Carbon Dioxide.

However if combustion is inefficient (as in the case of burning toast) there will be a residue of carbon left on the surface of whatever is burning since not enough oxygen combines with the carbon to produce CO2.

Carbon is black. There you go.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# except when it is diamonds

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# So
If you put diamonds in a toatser, the won't be black despite containing carbon!
That is top science ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Yes, and interestingly
the same applies to dingos, destitutes and dentists, but not dace.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Damn
and I thought there was a pattern emerging.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)
# there's always an exception to the rule,
which proves the rule
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)
# Could you patronise us a bit more please?
Subtleties are so lost on B3tards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Hah sorry ;)
Judging by the question I thought I'd better explain carefully.
And I replied to the wrong person too :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)
# what about hydrocarbons
no oxygen in those
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)
# No
but the carbon oxidises using the oxygen in the air.

Besides, hydrocarbons aren't organic.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)
# ?
(second part, not the first; there's plenty of oxygen in the air)

alkanes aren't organic? benzene isn't organic?
news to me
[edit: also, some compunds, such as what you get when you completely halogenate a hydrocarbon, don't even have hydrogen in either]
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hydrocarbons aren't...
oh, nevermind, let's get back to MAGNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)
# magnets

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^---- this




hard



in the face



twice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)
# that's bit clever
had me perplexed for a while there.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)
# He he he
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
you are a daft.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)
# PULL!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 6 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)