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# Poetry


I'm new...
(sebby, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:37, archived)
# PEOM!
welcome to b3ta
pull up a tubgirl and goatse a lemonparty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I like horses!
after 'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Just go for
MAKE
EMO
HISTORY

and put a razor blade inside the armband.

That'd get rid of 78.6% of all bad poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# hahaha!
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# i wandered lonely as a cloud
where oh where is that fucking Sephiroth hiding!?!?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:38, archived)
# :D
YES

Sometimes I love you too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# let's get physical
physical

I wanna get physicaaaaaaaal,
let's get into physical

Let me hear your body talk, Your body talk,
let me hear your body talk
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# The only photo I've ever seen of you
You were a pirate.

So I'm seeing you singing that whilst dressed as a pirate.

Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# i haven't had a haircut or a shave for 5 months
i'm more stig of the dump now...

:P
*shatters dreams*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# stig of the dump/joan jett?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ha ha!
*flicks hair*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yay for Sephiroth
best of all the supervillains.

*edit*
And a damn good musician too.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Is this FinalFantasy humour?
Is it?

It is isn't it. Admit it.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# *admits*
*but feels no shame*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# "I wandered lonely as a crocodile"





/vague memories of a Trev and Simon sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# We don't do discs!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# are you ready to swing those pants?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Oddly enough, I am, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:54, archived)
# *clicks fingers* Every time I click my fingers,
a child dies in Africa.
*click fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:39, archived)
# The rat pack have a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Searchin' for my Rizla was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# then they sold out to Muller Rice....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:45, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:49, archived)
# And all those Doo-wop and early rock n' roll bands
from the '50s
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# :D
namely Robbie Williams' Swing when your winning and Westlife's allow us to be frank.
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# STOP FUCKING CLICKING THEN
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:41, archived)
# *stops clicking*
Ah, yes. That seems to do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
You decide!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# That second one was horrible
the suspense was far greater than the punchline warranted!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Arf!
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:40, archived)
# welcome!
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Hello sebby :)
You have posted excellently!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS POST
It does not involve tractors of any kind, and it is also woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)