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# That's about as close to a pea you can get without peeing.
So I'm going to pea my 'bot too.



Instructions: Sit 2/3 feet from your monitor, depending on its size. Line yourself so you're directly infront of the image. Focus on the dividing white line. Begin crossing your eyes until the two versions of the robot overlap. You should perceive it with depth.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:17, archived)
# was worth it to look at that one again
/grooms
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:18, archived)
# OOOo
That is ver clevar!!!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Too hard.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:21, archived)
# personal problems are the other board
:)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Dear /talk, My willy feels all funny when I look at naked ladies, what should I do? lol
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# That's something no boy needs to be taught.
But techniques will always vary. I used to beat off with just forefinger and thumb, 'cause that's how I started and that's how I continued to do it. Then eventually I saw a porno where some guy beat his load out over a broad's face, and he used his whole hand. I was all like "holy crap, that's fucking genius! The whole hand? Wow. Now that's innovation."
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Progress, eh? It's a wonderful thing
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Not really.
My technique has progressed now to the point where I can only whack out a wad if I have a large ceiling mounted leather harness, a buttplug the goatse guy looked at and said "no fucking way, dude", three pints of fresh honey, lighter fluid, matches, a pink monkey with a studded paddle, spray cheese and 5000 volts of direct electrical current.

It's a lonely world.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Bizarrely I have a similar tale.
I used to hold my cock and thrust, rather than move my hand. It was quite a revelation when i learned to transfer the movement from my hips to my wrist.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:39, archived)
# I had a friend who used to lay on his belly and hump is palm.
When he admitted this to us, we ripped the piss until he eventually changed schools.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:42, archived)
# If I had changed schools then that would have been me.
except I am not too shy.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:13, archived)
# ^this
my eyes are not interested, however much i may be.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:24, archived)
# I can do these
but then i find it hard to focus on normal things for about 2 days
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I read somewhere that this kind of stuff is really good for your eyes
if done in strict moderation. I dunno if my eyes are just accustomed to it, or I've strengthened them with these kinds of pics, but I have no problem with stereo pics at all, not even the huge ones. I've been doing 'em since I was a wee bairn and my parents baught me my first camera though.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I like these
Have you done any more?

I used to do them with photos, good fun.

It'd be good with animation too :-)
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:27, archived)
# An animation is currently rendering ;)
I did this one too:
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:30, archived)
# aha!
i can make it work with that one!
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Practice practice and you'll be able to do the robot.
The 'bot is much more rewarding.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 22:47, archived)