b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7029956 (Thread)

# ok, look, you ask people to be nice and then you do that
which way do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# from behind
without lube...
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Do what??
What the fuck have I done wrong this time? I come in and say hello and get shafted for it??

What's the matter, my text over 50kb or something??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7029959
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Posting nothing along with your message
is frowned upon in these parts.

Reasons:
1) It pushes other people's work off the board
2) It makes you look like a nob
3) We don't care about you.

Satisfied?

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# It's standard practice to post
a picture you made on the main board. Talk is what the /talk board is for (the clue is in the name).

Try reading the FAQ, that'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no fella
read the FAQ. This is the mainboard, for images or things you've created. There are literally hundreds of people use this page at any one time, if everyone came in and just said hello then the board would be a pretty pointless and stupidly fast moving place.
If you want to say hello just do it in an existing thread.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I wonder how many of this orrible lot
actually read the FAQ after being told to.

I want some good hard statistics.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Very, very few.
We could probably find out by checking how many hits the FAQ page gets per week and comparing it against the number of L-plates on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I have never
read the FAQs, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Yay!
I've never had one of those before, you busted my cherry :¬)



*doesn't read boring old FAQs*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *shoots in face*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *wipes*
Now that, I have had many a times before :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I'm sure!
I'm sorry about that, I just couldn't control myself.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read the FAQ.

Thank you.

rofflecopters

Edit: GAH! Mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Can I have my piss back please sir?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *opens brain*
*pours*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *catches*
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# .
somea statisticscock
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# "some good hard a cock"?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# damn
i can't find my pic of a rooster with boxing gloves
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# heya db!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ello
wasn't here yesterday. I did some work. A lot of work. I feel traumatised but proud.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ok
Understood and digested for the future.

Now can I have my arse back for a bit??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# your butts been writing checks your body can't cash
your arse is mine now
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ?
Is that meant to be an insult? I don't get what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# No
I was just saying that as a relative newcomer I'm being raped every time I fuck up. You have to admit I'm getting better though, with filesizes etc

I was just asking for you all to give me a break
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
#
in new thread: post a pic under 50k or an anim under 250k.
in an existing thread: post a pic under 50k or an anim under 250k or just words.
DON'T: delete posts (even if you fuck up) unless asked to, repost, post several new threads in quick succession.

follow that and you'll be cool.

feel free to add other things to the list
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Don't moan about
getting flamed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# that's what you get when you fuck up.
Don't cry. Just learn.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yes but
you make it seem like it's really difficult, it's not

and then you go and make a post like this (O.y)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Shafting is common round here
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)