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# Good morning
How is everyone today?
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Oi!
Wrong board, ya numpty! =)
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Well, thanks.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Yeah
Mustn't grumble. I'm attempting a new leaf today, after yesterday's fiasco!
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# That
sounds like a dandy idea, well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Well you fucked it up straight away.


/in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ok, look, you ask people to be nice and then you do that
which way do you want it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# from behind
without lube...
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Do what??
What the fuck have I done wrong this time? I come in and say hello and get shafted for it??

What's the matter, my text over 50kb or something??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7029959
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Posting nothing along with your message
is frowned upon in these parts.

Reasons:
1) It pushes other people's work off the board
2) It makes you look like a nob
3) We don't care about you.

Satisfied?

(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# It's standard practice to post
a picture you made on the main board. Talk is what the /talk board is for (the clue is in the name).

Try reading the FAQ, that'll help.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# no fella
read the FAQ. This is the mainboard, for images or things you've created. There are literally hundreds of people use this page at any one time, if everyone came in and just said hello then the board would be a pretty pointless and stupidly fast moving place.
If you want to say hello just do it in an existing thread.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I wonder how many of this orrible lot
actually read the FAQ after being told to.

I want some good hard statistics.

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Very, very few.
We could probably find out by checking how many hits the FAQ page gets per week and comparing it against the number of L-plates on the board.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# I have never
read the FAQs, FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Yay!
I've never had one of those before, you busted my cherry :¬)



*doesn't read boring old FAQs*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# *shoots in face*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *wipes*
Now that, I have had many a times before :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# I'm sure!
I'm sorry about that, I just couldn't control myself.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hello new person.
Please read the FAQ.

Thank you.

rofflecopters

Edit: GAH! Mindpissed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Can I have my piss back please sir?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *opens brain*
*pours*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# *catches*
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# .
somea statisticscock
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# "some good hard a cock"?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# damn
i can't find my pic of a rooster with boxing gloves
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:27, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# heya db!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# ello
wasn't here yesterday. I did some work. A lot of work. I feel traumatised but proud.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ok
Understood and digested for the future.

Now can I have my arse back for a bit??
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# your butts been writing checks your body can't cash
your arse is mine now
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# ?
Is that meant to be an insult? I don't get what you're saying.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# No
I was just saying that as a relative newcomer I'm being raped every time I fuck up. You have to admit I'm getting better though, with filesizes etc

I was just asking for you all to give me a break
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
#
in new thread: post a pic under 50k or an anim under 250k.
in an existing thread: post a pic under 50k or an anim under 250k or just words.
DON'T: delete posts (even if you fuck up) unless asked to, repost, post several new threads in quick succession.

follow that and you'll be cool.

feel free to add other things to the list
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Don't moan about
getting flamed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:30, archived)
# that's what you get when you fuck up.
Don't cry. Just learn.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:29, archived)
# yes but
you make it seem like it's really difficult, it's not

and then you go and make a post like this (O.y)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Shafting is common round here
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# uhoh - add a picture quick, its the only way you'll get out alive!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:13, archived)
# I'm a happy chappie
for the sun shineth here in Somerset.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Now look what you did
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Good Morning...
Are you a test From Rob On High to See how Fluffy we've all become...?

I Am Fluffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hello Fluffy, I am SkUG
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *Waves Ludicrously Fluffy Arm*
Hiya SkUG
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *stabs you in the arm and steals your wallet*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *glomps arm*
*snuggles furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# like the arms in the cup-a-soup ad?
ever noticed how they always cop a cheeky feel of the lady's boobies?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I have noticed that.
But then, wouldn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:21, archived)
# she looks like she's enjoying it
so yes, yes i would!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# I think you're looking for the talkboard
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Correct.
It's over here.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *clicks*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# *adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# not this time :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Bah!
Spoilsport :(
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:24, archived)
# PEBKAC!
Hmm Thursdays already going down hill
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I got eaten alive
for posting a poem of all things on the main board.
Lookin back i can see what a twat i was. n00bville was a tough road... tough indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:18, archived)
# ..it's like The Forge In Conan...
But if you survive you come out as Steel...

*Worships Crom*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Oh you didn't?
I bet that was a baptism of fire
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# yeah i did...
man, they chewed me up and spat me out, i got called all manner of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:26, archived)
# haha
my first post was a joke.

"you know what turns my stomach? cartwheels!"

followed by lines and lines of
FUCK OFF NOOB!

b3tans are much nicer now
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:23, archived)
# I was blessed by arriving on Lack of Goat Thursday
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:26, archived)
# That was my First Full Day in Here Too...
Wasn't it Great...?
*Remembers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:32, archived)
# it was you that emailed Rob yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ...It's Rob in a mask...
With Tie Dyed hair...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I don't know
why don't you send another mail to rob and ask him?
/just guessing blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:20, archived)
# some four years and 2 weeks ago
i posted a story in text form about an incident where i touched a horses penis for a bet. In response the b3ta types at the time, just responded with blank messages, as if to say i'd fucked up. None of the rabid read the FAQ n00b wanker shite you get these days, strange how things change.
I think that's why i rarely come on here these days.
Too many cunts, and too many snide cunts in hats.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *removes hat*
Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:31, archived)
# ^^^^
Thats a fair point
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:38, archived)
# there wasn't a talk board then, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:36, archived)
# How much did you win for the horse penis thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:42, archived)
# nothing
the promised crate of budvar belonged to a massive cunt who saw me parading it about with pride, and threatened to kill me if i didn't return it.
I returned it.
But wiped my stinky slimy horse cock hand on the back of his coat.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Aww
But well done on the spunky back slap. Its the least you could have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Hmmm Budvar
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Must've been
before it all got too clicky.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:47, archived)
# It was a different board back then
Much like tattyword is now
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *puts kettle on*
Bunker's open, everyone.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Waste of fucking space.


*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 10:49, archived)