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# Pervert on the Bungalow?


Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It is 100% scientific fact that
ALL perverts live in bungalows. Bungalows are designed with perverts in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# but are all bungalow dwellers perverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I've finished downloading all those pictures of
Tanita Tikarum eating Cheese with a spoon

so you can remove them from your server now

Thanks

Also Aphex has a new theory...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# i don't know what you've done
but your site's gone!

edit: never mind. it's back
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yes
AND now to play "hunt the url..."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *mans jellybean cannon*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# alrighty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i knew there was something wrong with Dick and Dom
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# everyone knows
perverts can't use stairs, they're like Daleks but with different attachments.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# like Whitney Houston
she can't go up stairs

hmm actually it might be down stairs she can't go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Instead of
a plunger, a pervert has a "Nonce stick" which allows the pervert to perform noncing action from any distance up to, but not including 2.72 meters!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# you can't believe everything you read on Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# The "Nonce stick"
was invented in 1862 by singer and interior decorator, Bryan Adams, initially as a means to procure toast from open windows, unseen by the
occupant. Over the years, however, the Nonce stick became used for more nefarious means, being used by perverts to procure "Nonce mints" from candy shops.
"Nonce mints" eventually were replaced by small children, hence the modern day confusion and witchhuntery. THEY JUST WANT THEIR MINTS, DAMN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that bryan adams
everything he does, he does for toast
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)