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# My favourite Jewish musical
Fiddler On The Roof
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Pervert on the Bungalow?


Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# It is 100% scientific fact that
ALL perverts live in bungalows. Bungalows are designed with perverts in mind.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# but are all bungalow dwellers perverts?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# I've finished downloading all those pictures of
Tanita Tikarum eating Cheese with a spoon

so you can remove them from your server now

Thanks

Also Aphex has a new theory...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# i don't know what you've done
but your site's gone!

edit: never mind. it's back
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yes
AND now to play "hunt the url..."
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *mans jellybean cannon*
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:48, archived)
# alrighty
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i knew there was something wrong with Dick and Dom
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# everyone knows
perverts can't use stairs, they're like Daleks but with different attachments.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# like Whitney Houston
she can't go up stairs

hmm actually it might be down stairs she can't go
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Instead of
a plunger, a pervert has a "Nonce stick" which allows the pervert to perform noncing action from any distance up to, but not including 2.72 meters!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# you can't believe everything you read on Wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# The "Nonce stick"
was invented in 1862 by singer and interior decorator, Bryan Adams, initially as a means to procure toast from open windows, unseen by the
occupant. Over the years, however, the Nonce stick became used for more nefarious means, being used by perverts to procure "Nonce mints" from candy shops.
"Nonce mints" eventually were replaced by small children, hence the modern day confusion and witchhuntery. THEY JUST WANT THEIR MINTS, DAMN THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:39, archived)
# that bryan adams
everything he does, he does for toast
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I was thinking Nonce on a Bungelow
but then got it.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Nonce on a Bungalow
It's a timeless classic..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Mine too
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# very good
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Gadd on a hot tin roof? LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Haha
Punarific!
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# pffft
Top 'ole


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Twat on a hot tin roof?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Prefab sprout?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Three men and a baby?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Nope.
Ghostbusters 2.
(M. Oignons Lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:33, archived)
# man with chimney pot up arse?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:34, archived)
# We've all done it 'aint we?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:37, archived)
# well weasel told me it was part of the initiation for b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:40, archived)
# is it not?
I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Rock Spider Shed Sitter?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Rod Hull
fitting a new ariel?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 11:44, archived)