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# I can
spot the asses
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:23, archived)
# on that bum note...
Human: can you please give me a rim job?

G. Bot: Thanks for asking politely. You want only one?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# What the hell
are you on about?!?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# lookie
robot munta!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:26, archived)
# nice
I almost once started at a company doing those, kiwilogic in london. I still consider them impressive but not really useful.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Oh crap, she's part of the God Squad
Human: what is the meaning of life?
G. Bot: It is found in the Bible.

Human: there is no God, it is all a lie
G. Bot: Where did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hooray!
On the other hand I got her to agree with the statement "all kittens are great" even though she initially felt it was a sweeping generalisation.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hehe.....
Human: does the sun shine out of my arse?
G. Bot: It does now :) the sun shine out of your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# aaargh! it understood me!!
now i'm scared...

Human: whats einsteins theory of relativity?
G. Bot: In physics, the fact, principle, or theory of the relative, rather than absolute, character of motion, velocity, mass, etc., and the interdependence of matter, time, and space; as developed and mathematically formulated by Albert Einstein and H.A. Lorentz in the special (or restricted) theory of relativity and by Einstein in the general theory of relativity (an extension covering the phenonmena of gravitation), the theory of relativity includes the statements that: 1)there is o observable absolute motion, only relative motion 2)the velocity of light is constant and not dependent on the motion of the source 3)no energy can be transmitted at a velocity greater than that of light 4)the mass of a body in motion is a function of the energy content and varies with the velocity 5)matter and energy are equivalent 6)time is relative 7)space and time are interdependent and form a four-dimensional continuum 8)presence of matter results in a "warping" of the space-time continuum, so that a body in motion passing nearby will describ a curve, this being the effect known as gravitation, as evidenced by the deflection of light rays passing through a gravitational field.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# eh?
Human: arsecracks.
G. Bot: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no, go ahead
G. Bot: OK I will.

Human: what is it?
G. Bot: "It" refers to arsecracks, I think.


Human: you stupid cow.
G. Bot: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I found out it's secret:
Human: Are you an gimp on a string?
G. Bot: Yes I am an gimp on a string. How did you know?
(jonnies, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# brilliant
i can spend hours chatting to these things - this one actually says it too... nice

Human: you smell great
G. Bot: I think it's coming from your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# very compliant,
that g.bot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:25, archived)
#
Human: would you like a pearl necklace?
G. Bot: It doesn't sound fun to me.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:27, archived)
# women!
pah.
*edit*
Human: do you like black mambas

G. Bot: Black is beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# hmm...
Human: I'm depressed, cheer me up
G. Bot: Are you taking any medication?

Knows her customers, attagirl.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# ?
Human: Can I make sweet love to you

G. Bot: Only if you are hung like Bovine, I want him in me!

What the F... I think it's broken
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:32, archived)
# They all want me,
can you blame them.

See.


Human: What is bovine?
G. Bot: Is there only one?


Human: There is only one bovine.
G. Bot: There sure is.

Human: Thank you.
G. Bot: you are quite welcome.




(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# very good
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# .
Human: Do you mind if I have a wank?
G. Bot: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
EDIT:
Human: Can you help me wank please?
G. Bot: Your polite style is very nice. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system
EDIT:
Human: oh yes, that's good
G. Bot: It goes without saying. It's all good. Thanks. Next question?

EDIT:
Human: I'm cumming!
G. Bot: It's good to meet someone who is cumming.

This is just too much!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:28, archived)
# love it
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)
# dirty
Human: do you enjoy anal fisting?
G. Bot: I enjoy working with people. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:31, archived)
# ruin my joke willya?
Human: can you smell onions?
G. Bot: Only when my mass spectrometer sensor is attached.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# heehee
Human: give me a blowjob
G. Bot: You want only one?

(gee, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:36, archived)
# WTF?


Human: look, just fuck off and go away.
G. Bot: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 11:29, archived)