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[challenge entry] for the uncultured, the original artist is David Hockney.

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Sure it wasn't Ian Hislop??
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# thats what i was thinking
but i didn't want to say
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Well obviously if you don't know a Hockney you're uncultured
Try telling that to yoghurt!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# ma haa
*smiles*
*wiggles fingers*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# or Stephen Fry
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# OR Stephen Fry flavoured yoghurts.
I didn't know it was a hockney, but I bet I know a few things about Rossini that'll have him and Willy Duwitt running for google!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# yes.
I don't think not recognising a hockney with text on it makes one uncultured.

I could also fire out some facts about 17th Century german art in Weimar that would have him askjeevesing til dawn.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# And I know some most unheard of Chaz n Dave!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I know some most unheard of Wet Wet Wet
and a lot of useless facts about Meat Loaf
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no facts about meat loaf are useless...
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# It may seem odd for me to do this but...
My telly is still broken so...

www.isketch.net
B3TA ROOM!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Will do at 8 if that's OK. I want to watch the rst of this and then get a nice glass of wine
:)
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ok
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I'll be there too
as I've got to finish shaving riverghost's armpits with this overused bic
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yup it's 20,000 posts soon
That's a second reference to my hair you've made today!
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# haha
yes, sorry. I'm not stalking you honest. I've been having a "type first thing that comes to mind" day and you're always on my mind.

The reference earlier was because you have spikey hair, I used to have spikey hair and people were always asking to touch it, so i imagined it was a problem suffered by all spikeys.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# if i could read that without my eyes bleeding, it might be slightly better
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think just writing
cockney rhyming slang is the aim of the compo.

I may be wrong.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# may be
but doubtful
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# is that barrymore?
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
*wants to click*
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Naaa he got banned from the public baths
Kept putting fags out in them
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I declined from using this joke
as its long white beard got tangled in my fingers as I tried to type it

:D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ^ this
I thought I'd time-warped again :S
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
this made me lol :)

TJ: I think I just redefined hypocrisy: drove half a mile in the glorious sunshine to vote Green :D
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
*applauds*

Now burn some polystyrene
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Hurrah for Hockney
his gallery in Saltaire is rather wonderful
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks Hockney is a charlatan?
Second rate grandma's watercolour style pictures and a 'art for the masses and it looks like something and isn't a cow in formaldehyde' tag-line doesn't make you an artist, it makes you a cunt.
(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Oh Dear
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(, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:06, archived)