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[challenge entry] for the uncultured, the original artist is David Hockney.

From the You're Having a Giraffe challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(buckyohaire, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Sure it wasn't Ian Hislop??
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:28, archived)
# thats what i was thinking
but i didn't want to say
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Well obviously if you don't know a Hockney you're uncultured
Try telling that to yoghurt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# ma haa
*smiles*
*wiggles fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# or Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# OR Stephen Fry flavoured yoghurts.
I didn't know it was a hockney, but I bet I know a few things about Rossini that'll have him and Willy Duwitt running for google!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# yes.
I don't think not recognising a hockney with text on it makes one uncultured.

I could also fire out some facts about 17th Century german art in Weimar that would have him askjeevesing til dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# And I know some most unheard of Chaz n Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:45, archived)
# I know some most unheard of Wet Wet Wet
and a lot of useless facts about Meat Loaf
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# no facts about meat loaf are useless...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Thu 3 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# It may seem odd for me to do this but...
My telly is still broken so...

www.isketch.net
B3TA ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Will do at 8 if that's OK. I want to watch the rst of this and then get a nice glass of wine
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Ok
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I'll be there too
as I've got to finish shaving riverghost's armpits with this overused bic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Yup it's 20,000 posts soon
That's a second reference to my hair you've made today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# haha
yes, sorry. I'm not stalking you honest. I've been having a "type first thing that comes to mind" day and you're always on my mind.

The reference earlier was because you have spikey hair, I used to have spikey hair and people were always asking to touch it, so i imagined it was a problem suffered by all spikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# if i could read that without my eyes bleeding, it might be slightly better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think just writing
cockney rhyming slang is the aim of the compo.

I may be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# may be
but doubtful
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# is that barrymore?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# hahaha
*wants to click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Naaa he got banned from the public baths
Kept putting fags out in them
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I declined from using this joke
as its long white beard got tangled in my fingers as I tried to type it

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ^ this
I thought I'd time-warped again :S
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha
this made me lol :)

TJ: I think I just redefined hypocrisy: drove half a mile in the glorious sunshine to vote Green :D
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
*applauds*

Now burn some polystyrene
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Hurrah for Hockney
his gallery in Saltaire is rather wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Thu 3 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Am I the only one who thinks Hockney is a charlatan?
Second rate grandma's watercolour style pictures and a 'art for the masses and it looks like something and isn't a cow in formaldehyde' tag-line doesn't make you an artist, it makes you a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Oh Dear
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(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Thu 3 May 2007, 21:06, archived)