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# it's a me
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:17, archived)
# have you heard?
Sonic and Mario to star in a game together!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# NO!
Really!?

/still bitter from when I had a Master System II and next door neighbour had a NES
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Mega Drive FTW
Best console ever.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Ooooh it was good, it was, specially Sonic 2, and Micro Machines
...but come now, N64 was way ahead of it's time.

I now have a game boy micro which is smaller than a NES controller yet plays SNES games! This wins!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# N64 was mainly popular for Goldeneye I believe,
a great game but I've never been truly on the Nintendo side.
Sega made far more games that I could relate to, such as Super Hang-on 2 and Streets of Rage.

Though I do have the Gameboy SP (NES version).
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
#
Mario 64
Mario Kart 64
Perfect Dark
Godleneye
Super Smash Brothers
Kirby 64
etc.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yes yes yes!
And Zelda!

But NOT Paperboy 64. Game boy or Amstrad only.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
#
I particularly like the turn the series took with Majora's Mask much but Ocarina of time was classy.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha!
Nintendo get their "Kiddy" image from the American fear of computer games
It wasn't Nintendo that removed the blood from Mortal Kombat
it's was just deemed unlawful to show blood in computer games when Nintendo was King
in a bid to stop themselves being sued, censorship was introduced into american released titles.

Manhunt is banned in Germany, you could say there, Playstation has
a kiddie image due to the lack of adult games
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Manhunt is one of very few games that are really "banned" in Germany
many other adult games appear on the so-called "Index", but that doesn't mean they're forbidden, you just can't buy them in a normal store.
Sadly, video game companies tend to release special de-violated versions for the german market because of this.
I remember Command&Conquer with Bots instead of soldiers, for instance. They just crunched when you drove over them :-/
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# heh heh
yeah, it's the fear of what will happen if something goes wrong
you can't blame the video game creators
they're just blokes making toys they enjoy
they hardly want to be accused of causing mass murder
when some GTA playing freak kills in the name of digital sin
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Nintendo exclusive games were the best...
...I came in late with an N64, then a PS1

But now my sony PSP with all the firmware and emulators and shenaniganery makes it teh winnar (if we're including handhelds) ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# aye!
to celebrate the Olympics next year
they will be staring in their very first game together,
WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT!

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I bet it's some shitey, cashing in, tosh
With crappy sports games etc. Sell out Sega bastards.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# if you hadn't noticed, Sega are in dire need of selling out
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# It's their fault for making the Saturn
what were you thinking, Sega?!
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# but the Saturn was more powerful than the Playstation
they just never marketed as well as Sony did their toy

so whose fault was it really?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Starbucks?
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Exactly!!!
*eggs local branch!*

HOW DARE YOU KILL THE SATURN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Actually as I recall it the playstation had the technological edge
due to the fact the Saturn was in part salvaged from the 32X. I was a saturn owner and loved the thing but I can appreciate how Sega ballsed up, especially with the european controllers.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# for polygons maybe
but for sprite pushing power, the Saturn shits on the PS from a great height

hence the better beat em-ups, shooters, and RPGs that appeared on the saturn
some of the best ever created in fact
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# That much I'll gladly agree to
though it could have used a port of SFEX+a
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# True
They've all but destroyed the Sonic franchise, lost their console department, aren't doing a great job with Worms...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I will never play Sonic on my gameboy.
Gameboy is not Game Gear. Fact.
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# they're a lot like EA now
a lot of turds, but still some great games
i believe they ruined sonic long before the death of their hardware

the Arcade market is also suffering badly of late
another Area where Sega made most of their cash
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Sad but true.
I wonder if we're seeing the end of the famous four blue letters that meant so much to gamers in the early 90s?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# but then, that's like Atari
Atari isn't Atari anymore
a French company just bought the rights to the name
as it could be used to attract gamers of a retro nature

didn't really work though when all their releases
turned out to be tosh
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *Nods*
Though I believe UT3 will carry the Atari name, though everyone knows that every beautfully rendered poly in that flawlessly optimised engine is an EPIC product anyway.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# sings *se-gaaaaa*
(Northern Lovely, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# The new NiGHTS may give an indication.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ooh, I'd forgotten all about Worms
*Dives into dusty cupboard to hunt down the original*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# That's just WRONG!
They used to be rivals!
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 8 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# that's cool
do any of those shapes use curves, or is it all straight lines?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:18, archived)
# completely straight lines
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# thought so
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Lumpy vectors ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# i'm curious as to why, but other than that, yes
it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it's just easier to use the lasso tool
especially when using a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Treat yourself to a graphics tablet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# i have one at home
but i am at work at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# then may I further suggest
that you quit work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# FAKE VECTORS!!!
FAKE VECTORS!!!


:)
*is aware you never called them vectors*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Haha whaaat?
How does that make them fake?

Edit: You can convert any selection in photoshop to a true vector. It's not at all significant how that selection is made.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# ah, but photoshop is a photo editing program
that's why they made illustrator, for "proper" vectors

:)
i know what you're saying though

you can in essence, create vectors with indesign, but i wouldn't recomend it...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Of course
and matches are for lighting cigarettes. And I just burned your house down :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# still not vectors though
*pokes out tongue, waggles ears*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# =D
is glad you aware of that fact
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# That's cocking marvellous
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# wooo!
and more woo!

and a TJ: was the board borked for everyone or was that just me?
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# ahh!
finally reared your head after the mink trap was unveiled eh?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# i offered that fine grade sandpaper
to you cos i thought you'd like it!

have you put the trap away yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# SNAP!!

oh my no....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# you are a walloper!
fine then, i'm keeping my sand paper, you'll just have to stroke your reed thin cock with something else!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# tooth-pick thin if you don't mind!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 8 May 2007, 15:42, archived)