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# fucking hobnobs!
the SAS of biscuits.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Hmmm...
maybe chocolate ones, but only maybe!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hobnobs leave little bits at the bottom of your cup

garibaldi is where it's all at.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# this^
but theyre still nice
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Garibadlis: the only biscuit named after a mexican revolutionary
can you imagine, for example, a monsieur Hobnob storming the bastille?

I think not
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Don't forget
Peak Freens Trotsky assortment!!

/Alexei Sayle
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Oh you biscuits of italy
rise up out of your box
you have nothing to use but your wafers
yum yum yum yum yum
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:55, archived)
# : )

(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:00, archived)
# he was spanish
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I would not even care if he was Welsh*
He made damn fine biscuits.






*would probably care and not eat them, where's my longbow?
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:05, archived)
# best <small> text evaaaaar
/bow
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Italian, I thought.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# nah man
Mcvities choclate caramel digestives, utterly irresistable
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# This hard and in the mouth!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# it'll give you cancer
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Bugger
*scoffs anyway*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *looks on, jealosly*
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:07, archived)
# and slightly aroused
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
best biscuit joke ever!
Edit: fucking richtea one dunks. pah.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# if i was a gladiator
with only a biscuit for a shield
i'd pray for a Hob-Nob
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Too crumbly for effective shielding
gingernut FTW.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# they're a bit small though
and receive minus points for being ginger
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# indeed
it'd be like asking rob to be a human shield for you.

his pale skin wouldn't be able to withstand a bullet and it would pass right through him an into you, he'd only slow it slightly leading to you having a slowly bleeding wound that is sure to kill you after a series of agonisong hours of pain.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Nothing can penetrate Ginger nuts!
even when dunked!!!
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ginger nuts are armour piercing biscuits
teflon coated
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# i'd pray for a slab of garibaldi
it'd be like a wall of protection.
(, Thu 10 May 2007, 10:49, archived)