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# Since we seem to need to push porn down the board ONCE AGAIN!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I agree
but I don't think he is "new".
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# really??...well I never!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Ack!
That is odd. I saved it at 48k, I was going to apologise for the quality - now Tattyshop is telling me that I can't save for web as I have not got enough ram?

That's never happened before.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# lack of goat thursday
must be running late this week
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Tattyshop is now refusing to close -
I've got 2gig in this machine, it should be fine.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Sometimes you get
that and your pagefile just fills up. It's reboot time fella. I'd also suggest you look into the idea of running a ram optimiser/manager in the background. I use the one built into tweaknow power pack and it's great for clawing back system ram that has been lost by XP.
Also if you have more than one HD ( physical ) have Tattyshop Use the drive that does not have your OS installed on it as it's scratch disc. This gives massive improvement
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# This!
yup done this myself, the tweak is free download and I got 2nd HDD off ebay for £30 quid, muchos improvement..
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# it's all that porn on your comp
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# RAM
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# BAM
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Thank you ma'am
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# but where are the spiders from mars?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# good 'ning, miss.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Baaa!


try turning of font preview..it works for me when photoshop is acting sluggish
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# All better now.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# beardage 2
Thin Ice !
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# 2 is usually a downy fluff beard
with some extra hairage down the neck and possible fluff sideies.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# or just ignore the fucktard that posted it
they blur that shit out on late night telly
you can't even show it in soft porn
so how could it EVER be safe for work??

strange, the back of your card shows on my reply screen
but redexs on the board
Edit: ahh! it has a sweary in the title
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:22, archived)
# if you work in the sex industry?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# pint of mind piss please barman
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)
# if you work in porn maybe
only one I can think of
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Actually, I review spam a lot, so I often look at hard core pornography at work.
It's one of the perks of SEO.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# SEO?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, that is SEO
I think that I am in adifferent league to those folks though!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:27, archived)
# sounds like a cool job
do you take your work home with you? ;-)
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# aye
but NSFW is for all of us
not the select few that can get away with it

of course it's safe if you work for a porn mag
but not all of us here do, yet we all look at the site at the same time...
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, don't get me wrong,
the chap is clearly a cunt.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# and a
fucking thread deleter.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# stat whore
:D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ul
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# What does this mean?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Yay! :D
2 for beardage!?!? and 1 for Geekery? stick a 0 on the end and it might be closer :P

but other than that - much woo
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Are you a geek?
I didn't know.

I was tempted to give you a 6 for beardage, just for kicks.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)
# yup
all geek :) you could have done 6 for beardage :P

/occasional stray hair blog
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# it has been implied in other such threads that the beardage score also refers to 'lower beards'
so if i were you i'd lamp him one :D
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# meep
I'd easily be a six then!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# your geekery is 10...
and beard is 20?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# before the laser surgery
yup
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Changed.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# LAZORZ!!
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# You made her look pretty
*sulks*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# awww
*hugs*

he gave you a HUGE forehead, didn't he?
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake
you get what I feel like giving at the time.

Feel pleased I didn't pull a lou on you.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# For no reason whatsoever.
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# *gets bored of B3ta*
*eats ham mouse*
(, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)