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[challenge entry] my mum has paintshop pro7
and my dad still reads this shit... what else is there to do?


a rare compo effort for me...

From the New Top Trumps challenge. See all 206 entries (closed)

(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# My dad also reads that shit
the big racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# You calling your dad fat?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# He's about the same size as me
so yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:17, archived)
# woo
your forgetting
Political Correctness Gone Mad: 100,000,000
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Arf - ^this
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha!
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Ningaling Debs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# 'ning 'ning!
Mrs T! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ning
lady face
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# It's a good, staunch, British read
I will not hear a word against it.

I'm guessing you're black? Or Arab?

Either way, get back to where you came from!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# hahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Page23 headline....
"Divorcee Christie claims that Ken and John the gay couple upstairs, are the perfect neighbours. They feed her cat, pick up her shopping and even vet her boyfriends. All very cosy - but then, she WAS married to Ken for ten years" -

and this is a News paper???
(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Shock horror,
married man is gay!

Well worth national coverage.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Oh, dear god.
They really should ban that paper.

Then again, it provides so much amusment.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# haha
'ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# 'neeeeng ghostie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Ningding Ghostie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# ningnangnong
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# 'niiing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# sorry to threadjack
but please forgive me.... I'm a pissed off woman that needs a laugh, i've been searching for Leningrads 'tell me again human' for ages. does anyone have the link....

i think i'm going to slash my wrists unless i see it soon...

*was a forgotten mum on mothers day yesterday so forgive me*

ONLY ONE BLOODY N, not two. wooage all the same
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# shit!!!!!
it was mothers day?!!!

*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# not in europe
in nz, america, australia
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:58, archived)
# yes
in Belgium and other euro-places
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
#
whoops, sorry, got it wrong. still pissed off, mind.
(m1lf never says no to another glass of wine, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Don't worry, we'll cheer you up!
*Grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# What? When? I thought that was in Easter?
I'm guessing m1lf is not from round these parts...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# oops
i would correct it, but cann't be bothered!
(malmohuset, Mon 14 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# That's a strange way to spell 'woo'
Try searching for him on GC and send him a gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Found it, gaz'd her
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 14 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# aaargh! teh Hate Mail
Woo for your pic even so
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 10:10, archived)