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# My mate's just opened a new Funeral Parlour,
Catering for the posh end of the market.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh that hurt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:56, archived)
# sorry!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# haha ooooooh it
BURNS!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
that's almost as bad :D
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
Noooooo! *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Heh, that'd be an excellent idea.
My mate's dad owns a funeral directors (family business) and he's MINTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# there is one in Blackpool near my parents called Box Bros
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:00, archived)
# :D
This one is called (somewhat gigglesomely in my book) KY Green.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:01, archived)
# could be worse
you wouldn't want to be burried by Soylent Green funeral directors

although... LUBE IS PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Genius!
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# interestingly...
That was the first pic that I found in Google!

www.kygreen.co.uk/images/office/shop_front_lrg.jpg



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:04, archived)
# That's my mate's Dad's.
It's also just down the road from my old shared house.

See that tably thing in the window? I've been covetting that for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# bagpuss?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:10, archived)
# it looks like bagpuss
Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old Fat Furry Catpuss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright, be golden and light
Bagpuss, oh hear what I sing
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:12, archived)
# The brown wooden table for dead bodies?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
i misread it AGAIN!
that's twice today!
damn

i thought you said tabby - and then if you look at the photo next to the flowers in the window it looks like bagpuss

(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Haha!
Oh yeah!

I'll ask my friend tonight what that actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:16, archived)
# i seriously considered it for a career after i left school
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Yes, I did also.
I just don't know how I'd get into it. I'm not bothered by death though, so I always thought it'd be a nice, quiet occupation.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# I'd have been bored stiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:05, archived)
# it's a dead-end job
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I always wondered why the comedy-names trend never extended past hair-dressers
and now I know why. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Oooof!
Punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACERS! 'lo you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hulloooo!
seen the latest video...?

thewoodfamilyfloat.blogspot.com/
(scroll to the bottom)

only 3 weeks to go!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Excellent!
I shall have a dibs at home


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kasterz loitering within tent since, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Needs more
Dean Wilson
(I helped save b3ta! Jago Laurens, Mon 14 May 2007, 14:17, archived)