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# Community Service Announcement
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)
# What is it?
population cut of some kind?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it is a RIS-iprocating saw
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# pfft quite...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Yes?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Nice burrito?
hmm?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Mercy!
pfft!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# *dies from the ouch*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# CLEAR /cpr
/cpr CLEAR /cpr CLEAR /feelspulse /phew
*edit* ok im an idiot... replace cpr with the electrikery thing...
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Oi!
That's not my pulse you're feeling...

Toodles everyone!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:57, archived)
# but they can float up stairs now!
*shudders*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# not in my world they fuckin can't!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# hee hee
*smile*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# eh!?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# very good, now the next one
after me..... B'eh!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# :P
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Red Dwarf moment!
Woo yay etc
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Obviously
It's an enema persuasion tool.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *winces*
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Reminds me of this painting:
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)
# pfft!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)
# C'est n'est pas un drill
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)
# them french and them puns
eh?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# I think you will find
that it's a very cheap and nasty reciprocating saw. The type they sell at homebase for £20 so some bloke can keep it in his shed to give the impression he will actually get around to that job she wants doing.

/laughs at DIYers because the likes of me always has to go in a put it right afterwards blog.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ^
DeWalt all the way
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Indeed.
I'd look like I was bragging if i named the 60 odd plus deWalt tools I have.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Who on Earth could possibly need that many tools?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:08, archived)
# +WD40
FTW
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:13, archived)
# No,
you'd look like you had stuff that allowed you to do your job.
Hardly bragging, but then again hardly something to feel compelled to mention.
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Are you a carpenter, or a surgeon!?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Meh.
I am a craftsman. I don't butcher things like surgeons do . ;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)
# phew....
and here was me worried about not knowing what power tool was what!
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)
# meh.
get back to your Sunday hammer;)
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:10, archived)
# whats this fish
doing in my bed?
(, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:21, archived)