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# I await your fail*

*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Aha!
...so that's why they arrive on our screens so quickly. Cunning.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# that is funny and tragic to me on many levels...
'NING B3TA!!
interview tomorrow....
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'Ning!
Good luck you stats purloiner you
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# *bows*
*smooshes*
you powers are weak...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# But the flesh is willing
Hang on, that's not right is it?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# no, it's "the will is flashing"
'ning
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# What about 'the flesh is flashing'?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# depends on which drugs you took
(maybe ivesb can help you here ;)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I didn't know Lemsip was that trippy
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You are a sea turtle
AICMFP
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# rightous!!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Sweet
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# totally
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Jelly man!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# offspring!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# wheee!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# AT REDEX?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# haha!
no, pathology in my hospital
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Do they need a liar?
I can do that!
(even though my company policy states and does the opposite.)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# damn.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Lying? Hospital management?
Surely not...
Ours just managed to 'lose' £18m...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# 18 million?
thats pocket lint compared to here!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Smaller hospital
It's just worrying that they have no idea where it went (I'm not about to tell them I siphoned it all off for my slush fund)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# that's a lot of ice based fruit beverages
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I now want a blue Tango Ice Blast
*waits two weeks till Alton Towers*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *hides in hospitals pocket*
*steals lint*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# my precious lint!!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(or so I've heard)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# quiet you!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Doctor: "Hmmm, this man is a hypocondriac & a hells angel. Better call in the Pathological liar!"
ME: "Well mr Angels, it appears that you have a very rare condition with no apparent treatment. There is nothing wa can do I am afraid. However there is a new clinic (a dodgy company that i set up) that specialises in these things...."
*profits*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# hey pij
didnt they tell you spacks have been banned!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Obviously they are not enforcing it,
I can still see your posts:)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha - you should take that show on the road!

pics like the above have been banned apparently!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# really?
but that one is good

we'd rather see fresh toap/cdc than this?

hrmm
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
#
When they came for the communists,
I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# right on, ma brother!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *fits*
*dies*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *has sexy time with your corpse*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Zippy
Zappatastic!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ning ivesy
so, if you get this job, there'll be no more b3ta full stop?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Why do you think he's posting so much?
He'll be at the top of the stats board for years after he's left!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# =D
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# i'll MAKE the time for b3ta,
but there will be a significant drop in ivesbage.
can you handle it?!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# *handles*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# where's your gloves?!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I'm allergic to Latex
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning sir
you seen pasanonic's youtube vid yet? It's raaahther woosome.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# no,
i'll have to wait until i get home home!
what happens?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's a b3ta showcase
to the tune of pasanonic's musicality sequencing, tis very nice
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# cool!
*make mental note*





*forgets*
darn!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# haha
was about to gaz you the url but won't bother.

Edit: For other interested parties, have a look here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oDZhRJWdM

Edit2: *looks down the board* oh, it's still there from the early hours...
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# you can email me!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# but then you'd have my email and you'd never leave me alone
I'm not sure if I'm ready for that commitment.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i resemble that remark!!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'nings to yout oo
and to everyone a good 'ning!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *bows*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning!
TJ: Arses. Anybody else have a day when they just can't type?
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# on ont ta tal
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# neber.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# i dOn#t knpw waht yOu'te tlakign abott
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# most days
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# haha!
(: u u
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# ta
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL
just realised I ain't done one of those pics.

*opens Paint*

PS nice pic :)
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# arf
my old company's logo was a big red X

which was apt, as there were so many vacant employees
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Woo nice shoppage!
Right thats it i've had it, how do you do the upside down writing?

*already been trying for 10 minutes*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# This^
Although I haven't been trying
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ^Also
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# oh

This could get very silly
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# err...


and I've knocked up a little lookup prog (not finished - needs more valid unicode codes) that translates ascii into unicode
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I don't know how he does it,
but I use this
sadly, the unicode thing only works in Firefox afaik
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# what a great little gizmo
¡n su
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
(: oך no
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# edit/ oops!
¡nou ‘ssq s ‘
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# silly wildyles
HTML thingies don't work in subject!
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# heheh just figured that out
no ds ךqoך no ‘zozd u su
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# aaaaww
*manhugs*
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
\o/ ¡xs ‘oo
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely.
(, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:27, archived)