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Avast me hearties, splice the main brace and start your timbers a-shivering.
When's talk like a pirate day?
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 16:56,
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When's talk like a pirate day?
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But fer me, e'ery day bein' talk like a pirate day!
Arrr*!
* May contain lies
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 16:59,
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Arrr*!
* May contain lies
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Did you know that "pugwash" is a salt sea dog term for tickling ones ladys friends privates with ones tongue?
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 16:56,
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can I wear a large packet of rich-tea biscuits as a wooden leg?
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Y'see I'd view the chocolate as a bit of a luxury, so therefore it may be a case of gilding the lily, as it were. I'd prefer a plainer, more workman like biscuit for this task. A Malted Milk, perchance.
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 17:31,
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But I don't think the Malted Milk would have the necessary structural integrity.
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 17:35,
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You may be right there. *fires up oven to make a sturdier malted milk substitute"*
EDIT:My missus has just suggested a fig roll. I personally would find that a little too "stumpy" to get a decent grip on once inserted.
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 17:37,
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EDIT:My missus has just suggested a fig roll. I personally would find that a little too "stumpy" to get a decent grip on once inserted.
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if you only dunk them in the tea quickly
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Sat 2 Jun 2007, 16:58,
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I likes that. *Calls in goth-ish missus* Yep, she likes that too.
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