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# well done
to which ever b3tan made the olympic goatse it made the front page at www.holymoly.co.uk as well as the beeb!!!
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# omg
there's a whale in the Thames!
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# idiot.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:24, archived)
# hello new Person, kindly
cunt the fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I met this person once
how bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# who me?
I met you once too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# that too
but I meant cometowhereimfrom
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
#
You as well?
and how can you not see this?

edit:eh, what the hell? *clicks*
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# oh for the love of
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Synchronised s****ing
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(lowering the tone)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:27, archived)
#
synchronised..
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# it looks more like shit ping pong
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# *steals*
*markets*
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# *hugs*
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# JOIN THE 39,000 CLUB!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# SHIIIIIT.
alright I will. I just copy paste it to my profile?
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# yup.
and encourage the rest to join too.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# right-o
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# I can't help feeling you're not saying what you mean.
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# what is this?
post annoying picturless threads day?

as opposed to pancake day? or hitler appreciation day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# ooh I think I missed Hitler Appreciation Day this year
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# me too
I must have been out
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:29, archived)
# nope
it's today

get out your flags and join me in song
Hitler Appreciation

and yes, that is me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:31, archived)
# remove the tag from that URL
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:33, archived)
# Why should it be that the fish in the sea
are all unable to sing?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:30, archived)
# I feel these threads are somehow my fault...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# listen.
you were the warrior here, not us. You were the one who rose to the occasion and went for it. You are the one who got goatse on the BBC. It is your fault that BBC is now being joked about all over the internets, or is about to be. You are a hero. Never blame yourself, ever, again. Just tell yourself "Hey, I am The Coast of Yemen! I goatse-ed the BBC! I can do what I want!"
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# This.
Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# thank you
(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# unfortunately yes
but worth it nonetheless
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Personally, I find the replies more tiresome than the threads.
After all, they're just posting something they think we might like.

They're right, too, because we do. It's just they're a bit late or haven't read the faq recently.

Regardless, I heartily Houpla your goatse-ing efforts!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I agree with the replies
Unfortunately the picture has been removed but you deserve a bloody medal* for getting an "obviously goatse" logo included on the BBC news site.
*Bloody medals are better than gold ones
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Does it startle you that each time you look in the mirror
you see a twat?

Oh and well done whoever it was that got their work in Zoo magazine:p

EDIT:

***FLASHING IMAGES WITH 'THREAD DELETION IMMINENT' ON IT***

Sorry Proj didn't know you were lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:32, archived)
# pffft
FEAR TEH KEYRING
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# that would be TGA then
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:35, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# So this won't be a total waste of a thread...
I figure my first-ever b3ta post has GOT to be more entertaining than this spac-tard.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

...or not
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Someone's on the dizzy water
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha
What the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:38, archived)
# It was an SM:TV Live thing with Ant and Dec
They pretended to be Bill and Ben. They usually ended up drinking "dizzy water" and collapsing. Kids TV, sends out all the good messages.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Just appeared on BBC London News too
On a big screen at the back of the studio!
(Scary, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 4 Jun 2007, 19:37, archived)
# theres fifty
posts later and im still drunk and i dont give a fuck and im hardly new.
(come2whereimfrom .co.uk, Tue 5 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)