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[challenge entry] Missing frount page from bible


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(vinyl junkie, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Red Dwarf?
possibly older
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# older innit
bindun, by jesus

in space

on his space ship, 6000 years ago, while daddy created the earth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Can somebody tell me to do some work please
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Do some work you!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# can i have one?
ive done nowt yet today (not including coffee drinking and smoking)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# you can do my work if you want
you have until 2pm to write the prototype workflow system that I told my boss I spent all day Friday writing,
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# oh I have plenty to do
I'm just too lazy to do it.. so yeah.. if you wanna put your work on top of my pile of work marked "Not getting done in the near future"... feel free :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *adds to pile*
*goes out to play*
wheeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *files accordingly*

have fun ya little whipper-snapper


*picks arse*
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# WILL DO SAH!
laters y'all*

(I mean goodbye for now)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I've got a bit of grouting needs doing by the sink if you're interested
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# is that a euphamism for wanking in front of the bathroom mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hahahah
that truly made me snort, then try to supress my smiling, resulting in my looking like a total spaz and my boss wondering why I am looking like this..

lesson to be learned... don't fight laughter.. you look like a spaz
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# see - if you were working
that wouldn't happen!

Edit: have you become an unlurker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i blame b3ta
how do you think I will do if I sue b3ta for my eventually getting into bother at work due to the addictive nature of the messageboards?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hmmm
you need a hotshot litigation lawyer

just advertise for one here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# !*WANTED*!
Hotshot titilation Lawyer needed for teh suing of b3ta due to them making me a lazy bastard and forcing me to browse messageboards instead of doing work!

Apply within
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I smell a class action suit
habius corpus

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# look.. I don't want you to give me all taht hocus pocus!
just get me the cash!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# if its just cash you want
there are far easier* ways to get that on B3ta

*more shameful
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# i have no shame
I'm a whore and I accept that


and yes, today i decided to come out of the lurk closet and make more than 1 post per year.. happy comeoutofthelurkclosetandpostlikemad day to me!
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# i guess so
www.b3ta.com/board/7306850
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Do some work like I have been doing for the past 3 hours
And don't spent ages researching your perfect guitar, listening to the mp3s on the ESP website, and then not being happy with your random itunes track and keep clicking next.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# hahah this ^
I've now got 4 hours to do 2 days' work in, cos I have been faffing all morning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I have fifteen minutes to do a morning's work
Which I've already done once, but am now going to have to redo because the computer crashed. Again.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Autosave FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Oh sure, I think that NOW
Luckily, the most time consuming bit does save as it goes along, so it's not a total loss. I've just got to redo the spreadsheet that went with it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Random numbers FTW!
just do some conditional formatting and chuck in a useless chart and I bet nobody will notice
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Not that simple sadly
I'm matching up two different databases (or attempting to, as most of what's on them is bollocks), the spreadsheet is showing what's 'live' and what's 'dead'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# pah!
it's been working for me for 15 years!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Help
I'm getting lost off the end of the page
(AMTF uses MS Paint to make B3ta competition pictures, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ESP?
rawk!
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *cracks the whip*
*whips the crack*

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# OK OK!
but its nearly lunchtime! and I have a curryspud on the way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# aaahhhh now i don't have to see the image...
"dedicated to my darling.... etc."
"all names and characters in this book are fictitious... etc"

oui?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# older I think
but before red dwarf, anyone who made that joke was burned as a heretic blaspheming crazy... so red dwarf get the winners badge
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# needs more
", or resurrected after 3 days of deadness"


and more teastains :)
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Perfect occasion for a pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Erm.
*insert picture of bible front cover that after x seconds flies open to reveal a monkey shouting LIES!*
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# FROUNT page?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)