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# Honesty in advertising
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# also
Sarah Jessica Parker's new perfume is to be called STINKBAT, it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# i heard it was going to be 'horsefaced goomba'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# 100% fakt
ask dave
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# yep!
s'troo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
"horsefaced goomba"

I'm going try to use that more in conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# /\ this
best derogatory term i've heard today :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha
christ, if she's ever stuck for imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Glad it’s not just me
that thinks SJP looks like a horse.
(upside frown has got that thing stuck up there again..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You
and everyone else in the world.

A horse that's fallen into a wardobe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# she remonds me of a baby zebra/deer/any similar type gangly animal
that's just been born and is trying to get up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I don't
I just think she's got an interesting face.

It's certainly got more personality than someone like Jessica Alba (it always worries me when people fancy Jessica Alba, she's got the face of a toddler)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *googles*
hm

she's funny-looking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# which one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Jessica Alba
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# jessica alba isn't ugly per se
and she's got a cracking arse

sjp is so thin she looks ill, and a face like, well you get the idea
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I'm with the micto on this one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# /\ this /\
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I like her face
I prefer character to Yet Another Pretty Girl. Although having said that she was fucking hot in that film where she was a witch.

Jessica Alba looks like a five year old girl with strap on tits, in my opinion. Especially around the face- she's not ugly, she's just boringly pretty in that sort of 'throwaway' way. And I know I'll be accused of being jealous at this point, due to not being so traditionally attractive, but I could give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# none of these people looks real to me
that's the problem I have with them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Well yea, she does fall into the "won't be missed" catagory
Like Kiera knightly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I quite like her facially
She's got good eyebrows, and a nice jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Hocus Pocus?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# That's the fella.
www.faz.net/m/%7B8D4FD553-D861-4244-8B53-007D05B1EEDA%7DFile1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Both ill, hideous wenches.
Give me a real woman / the 'Right on Micto' woman any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Real woman?
Go on then, name three famous (so we can both tell who they are) women you'd do. I'll do it too so you don't feel left out.

Kate Winslet
Salma Hayek
Monica Belucci.

Your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# It's like a new Venn diagram of ladies
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# You'd do all three?
I do have remarkable taste in women- makes up for my sod-all taste in men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Oh no, I meant for you and him
I wouldn't do any of them.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# OK, gimmie a minute with Google images to find two more then....
Kate Winslet
Corin Tucker (of Sleater Kinney - thus famousish)

I...

I can't think of a third famous person....

*strains*

Jessica Stevenson
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# YES
definitely Jessica Stevenson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# I agree with you though...
character means so much more....

I seem to like pale British (or British looking) ladies with big eyes...

As for my taste in men... well... erm... hmm... Nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 14:06, archived)
# something from the vaults...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Now thats
magic
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha
(Pachey, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ahhaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# i think you missed a J in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Jah jah jah jah jah jah
jah jah jah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *wobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)