if a comedian fails to illicit laughs he is said to have 'died' onstage
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00,
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Those are the reason
Some chav told me I should be sterilised today.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08,
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Seriously?
Bloody hell!
Anyway, I like ginger babies. I have one and she's lovely :(
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09,
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Anyway, I like ginger babies. I have one and she's lovely :(
i have ginger hair auntie!!
i have a massive picture of me if you'd like to do a proper vector!
you said the picture i sent you before was too small..
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10,
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you said the picture i sent you before was too small..
The exact phrase was
'Oi ginger minge, you want to have your cunt removed so you can't have ginger kids.'
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10,
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*claps*
8.1, definitely.
And it's TUTT in the lead with a .4 advantage, now onto our last contender, TUTV of Russia.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14,
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And it's TUTT in the lead with a .4 advantage, now onto our last contender, TUTV of Russia.
and defo don't do that
Mr Capt'n Wow wouldn't be impressed i'm sure
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11,
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Oh don't be, it was kind of funny. I told him if I was into cunt removal I'd have pushed him off the bridge by now.
thank fuck for big burly bloke walking behind me, I'd have wussed out otherwise.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13,
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pfft
*applauds*
In that situation, I normally fail to say anything to them, simply because it takes me at least 30 seconds to come up with anything witty and if I attempt to say anything before that, it comes out as "Yeah? Yeah, well... well so's you. Ha! Yeah? Eh?"
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18,
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In that situation, I normally fail to say anything to them, simply because it takes me at least 30 seconds to come up with anything witty and if I attempt to say anything before that, it comes out as "Yeah? Yeah, well... well so's you. Ha! Yeah? Eh?"
SO'S YOUR FACE
If in doubt, 'your mum' is always a good fail safe.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20,
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"so's your face" always makes sense
Yeah, the simple ones are the best. If you start using too many words, it confuses their brain cells and they try to attack you
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28,
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let's hope he shoots blanks!
so his genes won't be passed to the next generation.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13,
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of course the correct reply is:
you'd better hurry up, shit features. the benefit office is closing in ten minutes.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14,
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How does one remove a cunt?
Would you have to fill it in with putty or something?
*ponders this*
Anyway, this young person was clearly linguistically challenged. You can take comfort from your superiority in every way.
And have a massive smooshy "we-love-you-Fae" hug from me.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16,
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*ponders this*
Anyway, this young person was clearly linguistically challenged. You can take comfort from your superiority in every way.
And have a massive smooshy "we-love-you-Fae" hug from me.
:D I felt ever so posh!
*hugs* thank you.
*teeny tiny, eensy weensy grope*
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:17,
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*teeny tiny, eensy weensy grope*
unfortunatly for the world
people like that have already spread their seed, fot they are the citeron saxo diving, burberry wearing, elizebeth duke clad inbreeds that really need to have the ability to reproduce removed form them.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18,
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But red-headed women are one of my reasons for living
Don't do it!
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11,
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=o
*secretly likes blondes in a very stereotypical male fashion*
even fake blondes. Bless em.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14,
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even fake blondes. Bless em.
My blonde is white though.
Cue a million people accusing me of bleaching my hair, of being albino (no, my eyes are blue, fucko) etc etc etc.
Not worth it.
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Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:15,
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Not worth it.
Chavs don't seem to realise the irony
that a scummy, parasitic, waste of flesh should be telling someone else they should be sterilised...
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