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# No wonder he died!

First time I've dared to post an image, be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# i'll be nice, if you explain it to me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# It's a poignant statement about the middle east crisis,
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# oh
I thought it was a wonderful example of a multicultural community

is that not the punchline then?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Erm it's a pun on "died"
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# oh! fair do's
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# *cuts body up*
*spreads on garden*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# No - still RISsing like a risser.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# if a comedian fails to illicit laughs he is said to have 'died' onstage
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# lololol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# hello sexpants!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# MICTOMICTOMICTO!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Get a room!
*imagines the ginger babies*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Those are the reason
Some chav told me I should be sterilised today.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Seriously?
Bloody hell!

Anyway, I like ginger babies. I have one and she's lovely :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# i have ginger hair auntie!!
i have a massive picture of me if you'd like to do a proper vector!
you said the picture i sent you before was too small..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Yes please honey
Email address in profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# The exact phrase was
'Oi ginger minge, you want to have your cunt removed so you can't have ginger kids.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# pffft, well phrased
may i suggest you wear pants next time (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# But I like the breeeeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# don't we all!

*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# *claps*
8.1, definitely.

And it's TUTT in the lead with a .4 advantage, now onto our last contender, TUTV of Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Gah!
you nawwty wee'er!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# PARP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# and defo don't do that
Mr Capt'n Wow wouldn't be impressed i'm sure
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Unless my head was removed I'm sure he'd manage!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# :O
Gosh!
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Yes, exactly like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *is furious*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oh don't be, it was kind of funny. I told him if I was into cunt removal I'd have pushed him off the bridge by now.
thank fuck for big burly bloke walking behind me, I'd have wussed out otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ;-)
Was quick for me, usually I'm halfway down the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic response!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Burly bloke liked it, I heard him snigger.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# pfft
*applauds*

In that situation, I normally fail to say anything to them, simply because it takes me at least 30 seconds to come up with anything witty and if I attempt to say anything before that, it comes out as "Yeah? Yeah, well... well so's you. Ha! Yeah? Eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# SO'S YOUR FACE
If in doubt, 'your mum' is always a good fail safe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# "so's your face" always makes sense
Yeah, the simple ones are the best. If you start using too many words, it confuses their brain cells and they try to attack you
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# What a witty young scamp.
Sorry, i mistyped. I mean twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Argh-wrath ... is a very lame Glorantha joke, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# let's hope he shoots blanks!
so his genes won't be passed to the next generation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# of course the correct reply is:
you'd better hurry up, shit features. the benefit office is closing in ten minutes.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# How does one remove a cunt?
Would you have to fill it in with putty or something?

*ponders this*

Anyway, this young person was clearly linguistically challenged. You can take comfort from your superiority in every way.

And have a massive smooshy "we-love-you-Fae" hug from me.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# :D I felt ever so posh!
*hugs* thank you.

*teeny tiny, eensy weensy grope*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# unfortunatly for the world
people like that have already spread their seed, fot they are the citeron saxo diving, burberry wearing, elizebeth duke clad inbreeds that really need to have the ability to reproduce removed form them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# :D
Is a corsa a chav car? I just got given one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# she is lovely (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# what a little shit!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# But red-headed women are one of my reasons for living
Don't do it!
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I'm a fake redhead.
Covering up my blonde shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Oh in that case carry on!
;)
(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# =o
*secretly likes blondes in a very stereotypical male fashion*
even fake blondes. Bless em.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# My blonde is white though.
Cue a million people accusing me of bleaching my hair, of being albino (no, my eyes are blue, fucko) etc etc etc.

Not worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Chavs don't seem to realise the irony
that a scummy, parasitic, waste of flesh should be telling someone else they should be sterilised...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# :D I know, it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# god i am so BORED
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# draw
(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ...at work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# make paper aeroplanes
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# *licks*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# *Spaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Oh.
Oh Christ.

Now I feel really stupid.

*kills self*

*touches self inappropriately*

*etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *watches the corpse masturbation show*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *enjoys attention*
*acts up*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Well, illicit laughs are the most fun...until you are caught.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Irony!
(Generator cannot be named for legal reasons, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# your hair looks lovely in this light


How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ok.
here, have a toffee*


*has no toffees
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Werthers Original...?
The kiddy fiddler sweet of choice...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# no!!
proper stick your teeth together toffee!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *chews*
*rips out root canal*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# if you're not going to eat that toffee i'll have it.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *Passes toffee / tooth thing*
I didn't get much blood on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# it's all good
*chews*
mmm-mm
*spits blood and gristle out*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Can I have that tooth back?
I might be able to make a necklace out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *extracts tooth slivers from gums*
here you go.



ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# *looks at bag of werther's originals*

*doesn't offer them around*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# pleeeeeeeease TUTT
'ning...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Werther's Originals make me nauseous.
I'm happy with my aniseed balls.
(MooCow_Byter, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# they're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# They are indeed...
But getting worked up about it just scares them into hiding...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# auntie!!
i missed your reply last night.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Yes, you did
You must have gone off to clean your teeth and put your jimjams on.

I hope the Professor or Jessie read you a good bedtime story.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# they wouldn't read Sharpe's Regiment to me.
they said i wouldn't understand it.
i got the gruffalo instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# The Gruffalo's good
Much better than that swashbuckling derring-do nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# but sharpie!!
anyways. i prefer the snail and the whale.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *is nice*
Lovely.

One and a half hours to go till D-Day... Keep your fingers crossed for me.

*dons tie, combs hair*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# what hair?
*crosses fingers even though you ignored me earlier*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# I didn't ignore you
I was off having a smoke to calm my nerves.

I do have hair. I have a 6-inch long mohawk, which at the moment is waxed back, Bugsy Malone style.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# s'alright
I'll forgive you

just this once

good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Thanks mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# do part it down the middle to cover the bald sides?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I don't
because it makes me look like an emo Hitler.

Plus it just looks stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# aw.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# *sacrifices an engineer for luck*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I hope I'm not that engineer...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# oh christ no!!
i mean one of the useless skin sacks here.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Oh, those.
Sacrifice them all.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# really?!
*goes nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# *hands cleaver*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# *feet machete*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Thanks
Those pesky feet are always so hard to get through
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Godspeed!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Q: How fast is godspeed?
A: Fucking fast.

Thanks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Silver Mt Zion!
(sorry... Good luck WI!)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Cheers, Sonic!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Good luck :)
And tell your missus to find me a lovely picture to vector!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Ooh yes, I will.
I shall gaz you as soon as this whole business is over with...

Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *crosses fingers*

what for, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Thanks.
www.b3ta.com/board/7310568
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# aha

go get'em, wasted!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I will most definitely do my best :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# he's got an iapp
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# What's one of them?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# *skullfucks nicely*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)