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# such a lazy day


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degree exam results come out today so don't expect me to be in any normal state later.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# a shave and an ear-ectomy
and those ladies have a chance of being rather tasty
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# You'd turn them down?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# think of the
fur in the shower every morning you wake up.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I live with a very hairy man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# my mum?
Always wondered where she was staying these days.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i keep meaning to ask
how the venn diagram went?
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Awesomely.
All the men proved themselves to be complete girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Good, good
I'm sure the hat i was wearing didn't help that :)

Well, as long as the two of you had a big laugh
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# We did.
You may or may not be in it...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that's what th badge says...
:o)
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Not in a laughing at way
Do you have a badge, Fenris?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# yup
pasted it in the other day.. now i feel special... so the doctors turned out to be right

/voices
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# But WHY won't you tell us?!
We want to know! Boo hoo hoo!

Heh, bless your hearts, I'm only joking
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^This!
And he moans about my hair!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Manwife wouldn't dare.
His hair's way longer than mine anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Does he get embarrassed at the swimming pool, beach, and other places where shirt-removal takes place in public?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Nah
He's not got much hair on his chest or belly, he's got sort of furry trousers. It starts just below his waist sort of thing.

And he's got very hair feet, it's dead cute. He's my fawn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# as is, yes
i magine they probably smell, and may hagve rabies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# The frothing could be quite sexy
Get them to giver you a blowjob and you could imagine you were a hot frothy milk machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# oh dear
i must have been here for too long cos my first thought was a joke about 'foaming at the mouth'

/coat
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# you wouldn't have thought he'd have been so picky.
what with the disfigurement and the chode
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# my mum says i'm handsome!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# you are indeed a special little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Doesn't make you any less of an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# hello gorgeous
how are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# good ta!
you?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# unshaven (just how you like it)
Sitting in a towel, trying to get the will power to head into uni, before drinking heavily.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# So you like shaven squirrel tails eh?
perv.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Gah, you beat me to it.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# no, that was Archie . . .
that was Archie . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# ah yes
a tail-ectomy too
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# i dunno
i reckon it'd come in handy...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# good for
balance anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# helpful if you need a glass of water halfway through as well
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# hooray! i hope you have a desmond.

in a good way.

looks like you could compete with DTH on these pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# the people's degree!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# ppfftt
not likely, besides he is the man with the puns.

the sometimes awful...puns
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Good luck man.
Remember, the point of uni has nothing to do with the actual degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# it did for me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# No drinking?
No sexual experimentation?
no traffic clothes or trousers made of hemp?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# You can do all that
and still get a degree, though.
It's win-win!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# I did none of that...
Was teetotal after the first three months until about a year ago.

Never had a traffic cone.

Never had clothes made from hemp.

Got together with someone a few months in, am still with them today - hence no experimentation.

Although I have a decent degree, I think it could be argued that I failed Uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I didn't go to uni, I had to go out get a job.
Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# And from what I've read on here...
you win by a long way.

Ah well, it wasn't my money anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Nah
I desperately want to go. At some point I will, but until then I'm saving my pennies for my OU thing.

I don't know which yet though, I'm terrible at making decisions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Fair enough...
It's certainly not something I regret despite the above folorn wails.

Pick whatever seems most interesting - all degrees are fucking useless anyway so you may as well get soem intellectual stimulation out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# We didn't do traffic cones
we did FOR SALE signs for some unknown reason...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Well... thinking about it...
a mate of mine did steal a set of traffic lights.

He got them to work as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# BEST. JOKE. EVER.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# i love
those two furry sluts.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)