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# i propose a toast....
a cocktail


to my dead cat columbus
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Aw, so sorry.
Hope you're ok. Nighty night little puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:01, archived)
# your cat died of chronic heamarroids?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Either that or having a large penis growing out of its anus
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:03, archived)
# cocktaillllllll
he did have a regular 3D penis growing out of his anus, but a car ran it over thus creating the poor looking 2D one in the pic
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# sorry about the cat by the way
i've tried to use pics of my cat that died about this time last year but i just can't do it.

i say died, he got a one way trip to the vets.
i sobbed like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# bless you.
you're always there for me at the right time, i take it the kettle's on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Oh yes.
Now- Yorkshire, PG, green, jasmine, lapsang or earl grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ROOIBOS!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:14, archived)
# *grabs, spins, chucks over knee and spanks*
Now go and wash your mouth out, you filthy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Yummy!
Although a former colleague insisted it smelt of warm piss...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# aaaw he'll be chasing meese in cat heaven :)

I love his name
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Cock Cat!
Cock Cat
The most effec-tu-al Cock Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T. C.
Providing it's with dignity
Cock Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Cock Cat

Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Cock Cat!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Shouldn't most friends get to call him C.C?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# the rude cat's real name was cicee
apparently
www.spreadshirt.net/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1748085#top

(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Did you know that
in the uk they had to release 'cock cat' as 'schlong cat' because of trademark issues?

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# to his dead cat!
*raises small glass of sweet sherry*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *sniff..*
It's what he would've wanted...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *enhuggles*
Poor n00b :-(

First time I ever got drunk was when our cat got put to sleep *sobs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Did you feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Awwwwwwww.....
bye bye Columbus.

*gets all weepy*

Dammit... This is bringing back all the cats I've ever had....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *toasts with tea*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)