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# ....
With apologies to Haku.


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
pack your swim suit you're off to hull.

brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# BLOODY HELL!
I just looked there this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Arf!
Sofa, so fucking good!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:10, archived)
# In East Kilbride, there is a furniture warehouse called Sofa King
With adverts all about the place

"Sofa King Cheap"
"Sofa King Stylish"
"Sofa King Great Value"
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# pfft
I thought John Peel had been found in the Thames already...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# cor
why is there a young 16 year old down the back of that sofa, your honor
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:12, archived)
# 16?
Ah well. i suppose the age of consent is in the eye of the beholder.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# or the judge
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# The mccann's front room 26/06/07
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Ich bin hier, und du bist mein Sofa

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Ich bin in dein Sofa, um dein kleingeld zu klauen
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Ich liebe dich, meine schatz.
Or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:19, archived)
# danke.
aber ich brauch erst von dir einen Blutprüfung.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# "but I custom only of you blood examination"!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:32, archived)
# is that your sofa
or did you get lucky and find one on google so perfectly posed?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# It's mine.
I had one of those moments of clarity where you think "I'm Googling for a sofa. And sitting on one."
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# top work sir.
and loose covers are definitely a wise choice.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Very good.

Also, your sofa looks comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ...und verlorenes Metalgeld

Metalgeeeeeeeeld
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:20, archived)
# From that advert word replacement thing in the newsletter


Strangely appropriate...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:21, archived)
# It was in the newsletter?
I remember playing with it two years ago
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Cunt is the best one to stick in it.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:24, archived)
# and this one
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Unbeatable!
by far!
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# This is good news
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:28, archived)
# yeah baby
I love it when you talk cunty to me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Haha!
the sexy wee sneak!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Fantastic. Hummus a go go.

Woo, Yay, e.t.c.





You're still going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 20:58, archived)
# lol ing about
oh lol a lot :o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 21:27, archived)