b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 7342898 (Thread)

# Steve loves Toffee Crisps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# :D
Nice.
Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *sliiiiiiiiiiiiide*
so do I
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# ^This
In fact, I may go and get one in a minute
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Oh yes
but Snickers FTW (esp with a cup of coffee)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# now make your neck work
WHOAH~OH~AH~OOH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I would do
the same for mazipan..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# tremazipan?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# trampolinipan?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *injects*
*dies from DVT*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# the hairy cornflake is fatal now?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Ok, now I'm confused.
Oh hang on. You mean DLT?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I think DVT
is slightly less fatal than DLT.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Main Vein Thrombosis?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Haha
now that would hurt like a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# "Nurse, I have a localised swelling..."
I get banned from more hospitols that way
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha!!
i'll have to ask some of the nurses here if anyone has tried that...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *knew someone who did*
It travelled to her brain and she died in the bath. Twas manwife's ex as it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *makes some tenuous link to 'clerks'*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 37 cocks!?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# welll.....
If it's made of ground almonds I WILL be a whore for it
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *voms*
Hate almonds. Made a christmas cake last year, nearly threw up rolling out the marzipan. I don't know why, it's the only smell that makes me nauseated :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Marzipan is disgusting and pointless
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# YOU ARE SO WROOOOOONNNNNGGGGG
And yet so right. Marzipan is delicious but after one gram you feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Are you confusing marzipan with Paris Hilton again?
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Easily done
Ludicrously saccharine and makes me want to barf...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# wow!!
you've raised loads!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Yes, mostly thanks to nice people like you
Pictures are on my Flickr stream now. :)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I heartily agree
Amaretto has the same effect on me. Thinking about it, it's not the only smell. Spearmint chewing gum as well...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# amaretto cherries ftw!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I love amaretto
Especially amaretto sours.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# 1 part Amaretto
1 part decent single malt

You've got yourself a Godfather.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# 2 shots of Port, 2 shots of Vodka, 1 bottle of Blue WKD
mmm Cheeky Vimto
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# That stuff is dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Blue WKD?
I can't buy that because I don't have a chav card.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# oooooo!
ark at the class elitist
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i buy blocks of marzipan then sit and scoff the lot!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# ^^^^this
I will probably go critical one christmas and reach an almondy mass
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# i got the wife to make me a marzipan birthday cake once.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Made entirely from marzipan?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# oh yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
STAR BARS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# definitely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Argentina chews FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# DOUBLE DECKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *drools*
Also Time Out bars
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Yes.
Also that other one... *strains brain* can't remember the name of it :(
Two bars with wafer and tasty chocolate, and no, not Twix. It's in a blue packet.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's a Time Out
I think
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Nope
Time Out doesn't have wafer.
Gah, this is going to bug me now. I think it might start with a 'Th'... Might not though...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# yes it does
(have a wafer)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Does it?
I stand corrected.

I was actually thinking of Drifters (went and looked on Google sadly enough)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# they were nice
they had toffee in that Time Outs miss
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# you certainly do hun
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# refresher bars, i think you'll find
are much better than crappy starbars
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# AGREED
/caps

Also Highland Toffee bars.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# The ONLY chocolate worth eating is
Green & Blacks Organic.
Half price NOW at your local Tesco.
Terms & conditions apply
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Terms and conditions:
1. Chocolate is actually brown, not green and black.
2. That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 3. Not at this price in Canary bloody Wharf branch.
FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# chocolate is worth eating?

i've not touched the stuff since 1993
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Not only that
It's Good For You chocolate too
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# shush!
mictogirl might hear you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I think you should buy her some on the way home
I recommend the one with bits of cherries in it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# ^ this
it's a good way of making people love you more.
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# SPANG!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# SPANG BARS FTW!
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# woo
ning
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# 'nings gangstah!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# nips!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# it's cold outside
there's no kind of atmosphere
i'm all alone
more or less
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Let me fly far away from here
fun, fun, fun
inthe sun, sun sun

dum dee dum dum da, dum dee dum dum da, dum dee dum dum dee da BONG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# corr I've not had a toffee Crisp in ages :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# somebody somewhere just had one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Somebody somewhere probably just had an enema too.
/random fact of the day
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That was me!
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Do you feel all clean inside now?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# oh no!
I still feel dirty . . . dirty boy naughty boy dirty boy . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Is that blood
or has he used jam as a lubricant to help him slide his body closer to the Toffee Crisp with out friction burns?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# This
had one 2 days ago.

the king of snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# has he found a golden ticket to the Wonka Factory?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# eww!
That's horrid!

toffee crisp indeed . . . the textures are all wrong!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# i'd probably do the same for a lion bar, but not a toffee crisp...
top draw.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)