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(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# where can i get me some of those there novelty condoms!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# not in Scotland
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# novelty condom shop
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Wine-drinking tyres should be Drinks for Hamsters
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I thought this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Did you get your CV sorted?
I updated mine the other day. I removed the pretentious "Profile" at the start which made me sound like a right arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I kept the profile bit in
because it basically just states who I am.
It's all done now, and I've sent it to three jobs - still waiting to hear back atm.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Did you take my advice?
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I did, and thanks :)
I can send you the completed one if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:47, archived)
# No, if *you* like
:)
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Good luck
What was Pacheys advice? It wasn't to say "Because I know where you live" when they ask why they should employ you was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# You fucking do it then



/jealous that you had a better idea
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Also
'lego legs with rooftile torso'
should have been
'The Neville with hat'
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I've tried looking for these signs layouts but I never had much luck.
Not for this reason though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Love the dyslexic s&m!
Made me lol it did!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haha
TJ: is it me or has this site gone a bit too strange with it's choice of music?
http://www.bringmadeleinehome.com/
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# LOOK INTO MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:31, archived)
# I've now lost even more respect for those fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I don't know who's choice it was
but that to me is just cheesy and takes away any seriousness.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Very true.
Plus it's just a shit tune anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# it was reported that they're planning to re-release it to raise money
for all the middle-class kids with affluent parents who go missing on holiday in Portugal
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# you can hardly blame them for trying though
if that was me i'd be making even more of a noise than they are.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Me too
I've got nothing against them at all but i think that was a poor choice.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:38, archived)
# i dunno
if my kid went missing, i'd do everything in my power to find him, but i think i'd direct my efforts in ways that might actually be of some use, rather than royally pissing off the whole population of people who were no where near portugal the time, and frankly haven't got a fucking clue where your daughter is, maybe you should have organised a babysitter, or not swanned off to a fucking restaurant in the first fucking place you cunts, i pity the kids you've still got, to be honest


ah, i appear to have gone off one one. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# And breathe!
Agree with you 100% by the way
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# i can understand this i think
i don't have kids and have avoided most of the news articles about the whole affair, so i'm not overly pissed off with them, as for the babysitter thing, it's your own silly fault doesn't quite wash. like i said i think i'd be going frantic and making huge amounts of noise and so what if i piss off half the world.

or should i just accept the kids been killed and get on with the housework.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I went
to the cinema the other day, they had an advert about Madeline before the film.. WTF?? Why are they so keen to alert British people, it happened in Portugal!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Speaking of restaurants..
"Most of the campaigning will be done behind closed doors from now on and it is essential that Amelie and Sean are allowed to grow up without continually being photographed. "
Is it just me or does this kind of imply that they expect this campaign to go on for a few years then, given the last bit of that quote?
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:48, archived)
# yeah
whens the fucking chat show coming?!?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:42, archived)
# The pair of cunts
are seriously considering releasing a cover of that song. 'twas on BBC news (can't find link).
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:41, archived)
# can I have a sossidge sandwidge?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Sandwidge or Sandwich?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# I BLEEV U HAVE MAI STAPLR
MAI STAPLR, I BLEEV U HAVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *hides stapler in jelly*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# *Lumbergh nicks stapler out of jelly*
Poor old Milton.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)
# cloudy jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:40, archived)
# hahaha!
pissed hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D Sossidge!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Wine-drinking Tyre = My belly!
I'd like to phone in sick due to a candy floss accident
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:35, archived)
# clearly it's a pick axe for bacons!
MMMMM! Bacon mine . . .

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I thought of doing bacons but I have done bacons twice before already
fucking hell, everyone's a critic today.

*goes back to bed*
(Pachey, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 14:39, archived)