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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# But he still has his electron.
That makes this joke ionic.

Edit - also: GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Dear DAve the Hat
Bollocks


Yours Faithfully

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Don't make me put the wellies on . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# But ... but .....
www.b3ta.com/board/7359873
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ^ this
Also: 'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# 'nings!
or afternings, as you prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Either's good for me, to be honest.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Gah!
*spangs*

In other news: Don't buy Starburst Choozers, they're horrid.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Are they not?
What were the onigy boingy sweets? They were alright.

Milkbottle chews FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# ^This
and why no green ones? or purple?

Do they think we are MAD?!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# I hadn't thought of that.
I hope they don't add more colours though, I'll probably have to buy another packet to try them again then.

The orange ones especially were vile - they tasted almost exactly like orange peel. Who would want to eat something that tasted like orange peel? Who?

Cor, I need a lie-down now.

*wanders unsteadily to bunker and fumbles for keys*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# *helps fumble*
Was my gaz ok?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# 'twas indeed sir.
*hopes for good weather*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# are they not plastic-wrapped?
I thought you said they'd be ok outside


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# They are plastic wrapped.
But if it's torrential then there might be a bit of leakage I guess...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# OPAL FRUITS!
/very short rant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Bhopal Fruits
Made to make your eyes water
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^also this
cf marathon etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# I know, I know.
I almost smacked some kid for asking me what they were a while ago. Well, I say some kid. My cousin.

He was cruisin for a punch in the face though. This is the same kid that picked up one of my cassettes and asked me what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ^ this.
Ordinary ones: Yes.
Strawberry mix: Yes
Sour mix: Yes
Choozers: FUCK NO
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it's bad enough
that we had to start calling marathons snickers, why couldn't they leave our opal fruits alone?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *wonders whether to mention Pacers or not*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# name changes are all well and good... and perhaps we don't like them, perhaps we do, at least these products still exist
WHAT HAPPENED TO COCONUT BOOST?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# i don't know
the biscuit ones just aren't the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ^ this
And Whispa's?
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)
# cor yeah
they were alright as i recall
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)
# they thought Wispa Gold wouldn't work
now look at them, they've got caramel all over their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)
# VRRRT!! VRRT! VRRRT!
*white leotard now has green stripes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# hmmm
on reflection that post does rather make it look like I have completely lost the plot

*fleemples*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# I think I knew what you meant there ashally.
Hurrah, someone knew what Pacers were!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# pacers?
i may have just forgotten them.
also, why aren't ringos smooth anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# ARG!
*doesn't know what fleempling is either*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
don't worry, nor do I. I think it may involve melging broam
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# kinkah!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *fancies laydee ice skater*

STRIPES!!??!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Get with the times
grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Opal Fruits every time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# *hard stares*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# apparently they look less like little planets orbiting a sun neucleus
And more like smudges.

Needless to say this is when I decided the science of discworld makes no sense, and decided to read Sourcery instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# QUANTUM INDETERMINACY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Science gets broken after A-level
you're better off with Discworld
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# good choice
ALL 3 sciences are heavy going

let's hear it for Rincewind!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# lol
finished it last week, i'm reading interesting times now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I never understand why absolutely everyone but me
likes the incessent out-churnings of that lisping hack.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Brainwashing!
I've hung out with a lot of geeks in my days...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
quick, where's the rocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# it's behind you
also ... WOO YAY - there's nothing funnier than a chemical physics joke... also - can't keep an electron == impotent
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Did you used to be someone else?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# ....
as in like in a past life? Or on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# in a past life
I think he's referring to Ethel Westcott of Bristol circa 1845
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# she was a laugh
syphilitic coffeeshoppe owning whore...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# On here.
Don't recall your name of old,unless you just got back into b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Prof Undercover
was here for ages, left for about a year, have been back for teh past... 3 months, 4 perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# You came back whilst I was offline!!
we passed each other!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it still has its electron
and there is no charge
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)