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# Awww, isn't it cute .... it looks just like Winston Churchill .... Just as maybe, but the little bugger won't play with others
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)
# that creeps me out.......
=/
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)
# I'd worry about you if it didn't
*huggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# 'Ning Trelly
All going well?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Apart from being woken at 3am
By low flying helicopters, not too bad...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Um...yay!
I've had a good working week, bad social week.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Not been too bad socially this week
Went to a party Friday for a friend who's emigrating. Got a meeting tonight though, which will go on for hours :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)
# Well
My 'Friend' pounced on my love interest, and he keeps asking all my friends to strip for him

So I'm trying to sort it all out - I have the conversation he had with one of them that i'll show the deputy head.

Off now, bye!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)
# our entire street got woken up by police helcopters last Sunday night
they were apparently just 50 feet above our house.

Me and Mrs GS slept all the way through it, despite being in a loft bedroom!

one one eleven etc
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# had you been taking lots of drink/drugs
the night before?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Making a bit of the old poitín perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:48, archived)
# I have no idea what you just said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# It's Irish moonshine
It's so strong that a few shots are enough to knock you out, and when you drink a glass of water the next day to ease your hangover, it gets you drunk again. 100% true* (apparently)



*This statement may be less than 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Ridiculously strong alcohol made by irish nutters out of potato skins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# a bottle of wine or 2 might have had some part to play, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
# when i was a nipper a used to sleep through anything.
we had a chimney fore and i slept through that.
since having my own child the slightest noise she makes wakes me....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# it does when they are young
you either get used to it or start drinking heavily
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I wish I knew what they were doing
We live quite close to HMP Woodhill - if someone got out, I'd like to know about it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# check your shed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Oh I'd love a loft bedroom
Ningaling, motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# ning Wow
it has it's disadvantages

such as remembering to duck in the right places. you learn that one the hard way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)
# I'm a short arse.
I fear not the ceiling!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# awww
haha

how short is your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# It depends on the time of day and who is measuring me.
Somewhere between 5ft3 and 5ft5 and a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# 'ning captain!
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Good ning young sir!
*waves cup of tea about*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# tea?!
yuck!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *draws cutlass*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *draws heavy cavalry sword*
*yeilds*
sorry captain!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# You'd better be...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning son.
It creeps me out too... =/

*hides under duvet*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# LOL politics!


good morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Rumsfeld between Radish & Worm?
You strange being!

'Ning all you lovely people!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)
# good morning miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Seriously, what is going on up there ^ ?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Something to do with a rinoceros
Ooh that reminds me:

Whenever men pee in the desert, a tiny rinoceros swims up and inside and jams its horn inside their willies
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Not a rhino
But I think there is a fish that does that *wikis* Yes! Candirú fish!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)
# 6 INCHES?
/never peeing again blog
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *plies with tea*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Argh!
I'm already drinking some! Aaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# aaaaahh! AAAAAAHHHH!
AAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Aaahh,
my favourite uncyclopedia page :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# :)
see also: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sheen_Wars
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# I can't tell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Good 'ning =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Seams rather ningie, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)
# poLOLotics!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)
# God I fucking hate people who think they're cowboys
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I know, they give real cowboys a bad name.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:56, archived)
# YEEEE-HAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)
# haha!
I lieks that
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)
# These are always ace =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I've just worked out your username
gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)
# I didn't realise it needed working out
oops

'ning
(may go back to bed though (if I can get over my fear of the pee fish))
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# they live in the sewers now
and swim into the toilet bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *plaits legs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)
# I'm wondering if that's what the pee shiver is for then.
Let's add it to wikipedia why not?
I'm wondering if that's what I'm wondering if that's what I'm EDITing...
(I helped save b3ta! cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Uheenu! Grr Urr!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# just need to work out your sig now!
%-D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Textshopping.
-\#/
   º¯º
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:50, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Squeeze him till he pops!
Ning all

T.J There's a warning on the work's internet.Do they mean me?
Read 'Conditions of use'
nww.sth.nhs.uk/STHcontDocs/STH_Pol/InformationGovernance/InternetAcceptableUsePolicy.pdf

Erm..if all you click this,they will know it's me!!
Prolly best to delete this post then!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Can't display webpage
But your poor person!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)
# It may be just on intranet then!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Policy and things usually are
What does it say?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Yadda obscene yadda works time.
basically b3ta at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I probably have a internet policy
But as I have to have the internet open at all times for looking up things work related, I figure I'm ok. I just worry about following links from here.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)
# connect via a public proxy server, then your web history isn't recorded at your place of work
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ohhh,
sneaky!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# We get a similar thing every time we log on
yo9u have to click ok to agree to it each time before it will let you continue.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:32, archived)
# It's such cuntbuggery
Nobody's really agreeing to anything, they just want to get on with it. And meanwhile, software engineers and sitebuilders alike are covering themselves legally against just about anything they can come up with.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:49, archived)
# cor!
it's slowed right down!
where is everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Still here.
Skimming old pics for oldes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *raises hand*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *nicks watch*
Hey! It's a Bush thread right?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Hey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)
# cor!
it's slowed right down!
where is everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# poxy computer!!!!!!
damned work!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I'm sure that b3ta has become slower
ever since Gordon Brown became PM

either that or since the smoking ban.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)