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# I'm Famous!


The Story
On the early morning Commuter train to Glasgow to get some new flesh tunnels and plugs for my ears.
I hear my user name from B3ta being shouted at me.
I look up and a fella I don't recognise looks at me smiling.
'I thought it was you!' He practically shouts, so of course this being the commuter train its a bit packed and everyone now is looking,
'Hi there mate, how are you doing?' I say smiling trying to figure out who he is.
'Sorry mate whats your name?'
'Gary, I don't post though I'm just a lurker'
'Oh right, You're not one of those Reporters From Zoo or Nuts are you?'
Yes I asked him if he was a reporter, at this point two middle aged women start to film me with their Video Phones.
I would honestly pay to hear the conversations they have with their kids that night, probably thought I was from big brother or something.
'Here Stephanie, I got a vide of that Dave Draws fell on the train this morning!'
'Dave who? Whats he off of then?'
'Buggered if I know, I was hoping you could tell me'

And thats the stroy of my fame on the 0815 Commuter to Glasgow
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# flesh tunnels?
must tell the wife to get another one.
(waxdart hello., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Up to 8mm now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# saw a guy with a plug in ear. was HUGE
like... this big in diamiter

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(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# That's not very big.
I could fit my fist through my ex's ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# already to wide
damn
(pdjpdj, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# for him too...
you know..
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Sounds like fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# it was amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Bizarre!
I've been recognised in the pub before now from my shows, which a very strange experience!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# what shows do you do?
can you pick up a stack of pennies between your bum cheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Yes I can
But the shows I do are with the local am dram. I don't live in the village where they happen, and the last time I was in the village pub a woman brought her kid to the table cos 'she wanted to say hello to the fairy'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# awwwwwwww bless
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# I get that
but it's unrelated to theatre
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Donkey shows?
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# inter-species erotica
if you please.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# *signs*
ha ha your that bloke off the internets! *waves*
(i've had a simular experience, but the weird thing was i actually knew the guy already "hey i saw you on the internet" - me: really? "yea" me: wow...)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# *waves back*
its funny and gives me material for a strip, win win
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ARGH put some clothes on
oh... comic strip... phew
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# not taking my clothes off infront of the camera again until 10k
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)
# i bet you set it all up for the cameras.

i know how this all works.


this is one reason i don't post my picture on they interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# to stop the police from finding you?
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# shhhh
*hides under table*

*poke head out*

'ningles dave.

*re-hides with added protection of tin foil hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# You don't want to wear one of those
look
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# you're assuming i want to block the signals.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *Checks YouTube for footage*
Haha, better than my appearance in The Times TimesOnline.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# what one was that again?
linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# It's near the top of my profile.
They used my Jesus/Dino as an accompanying illustration to a Libby Purves article.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)
# ha ha top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Yeah but
Lurker Gary is probably reading this and thinking "Yay I'm famous!".

May your new found fame rub off on all of us.
I'm sure you'd like to do that too
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# *rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *Becomes Famous*
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Nice one
And so he draws again...

But shouldn't there at least be a raised brow?
(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# what for?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# So we can recognise you
of course
(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# if you ever shout my name at me across a crowded train I'll be sure to raise an eybrow
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
great story.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Can't wait to tell it down the pub
tell it get rat arsed and chat young girls up
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# How young
should these girls be?
(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)
# over the age of consent by at least 24 hours
minimum!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# 27
too old?
(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)
# there is no 'Too old'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# See below V V
I'm taking over those duties, miss.

: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Checked ya profile
I look like that girl in your profile, spooked me for a second. Except I do not have a tat on my breast nor do I wear so much lipliner- otherwise she looks like me, down to the glasses!
(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I promise not to act too spooked if you look like that
Though you'd have to pardon my shaking hand if you're going to have me sign anything that's, um... flesh-colored.

tats are overrated anyway,
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# hehehe
Just so you'll believe me, although I couldn't find a pic with me wearing make-up or posing in anyway similar to the gal in your profile, but I thought this might qualify me for Sexy B3tans with snacks... I know a Singapore Sling isn't really a snack, but it does have a little pineapple and cherry (I ate already) and I am in Singapore, so apt really!

(starial, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# *picks up pen
* steadies shaking hand
* attempts to sign Dave's autograph
* drops pen
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)
# *bows* Thank you
and Thanks Gary, who better bloody register soon the lurking bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)
# If your arm gets tired
I'll offer to take over the signing of the boobs. Just you let me know...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)
# sure thing
You can be my offical boob signer
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Ah, I can retire a happy man now.
Go find me some boobs to sign!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *flexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gary looks just like Kenny!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)
# yes, funny that
/can't be arsed to draw more extra's blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)